[Coordination isn't really Karkat's department, especially when he's being simultaneously hit with gave birth to an alien son, but somehow he manages not to entirely disgrace himself as the juice is lobbed his way. The exact expression on his face is hard to pin down, but it's revulsion, confusion, and, oh yeah, revulsion. Fucking giving birth, like a mammal? Gross. Had Dave even mentioned this to him before? Because it sure as hell isn't ringing any dong shouters. Maybe he'd wiped the whole thing from his think pan in self defense, who knows.
Surprise soon wipes his face clean again, though, because yeah, he hadn't actually expected there to be a present in addition to a romantic lawnmeal, silly rap, and even sillier crown. The size of the box doesn't even register; he's too busy being amazed it's there at all.]
Uh... before? I mean, now. Fuck, Dave, you didn't have to go to all this trouble. It's just—
[He breaks off, looking embarrassed. Yeah, Dave's his moirail, and if anyone was going to comment on a troll's wriggling day, it would be a quadrantmate, but he's... not used to this. Is it always like this for humans?]
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Surprise soon wipes his face clean again, though, because yeah, he hadn't actually expected there to be a present in addition to a
romanticlawnmeal, silly rap, and even sillier crown. The size of the box doesn't even register; he's too busy being amazed it's there at all.]Uh... before? I mean, now. Fuck, Dave, you didn't have to go to all this trouble. It's just—
[He breaks off, looking embarrassed. Yeah, Dave's his moirail, and if anyone was going to comment on a troll's wriggling day, it would be a quadrantmate, but he's... not used to this. Is it always like this for humans?]
... What is it?