3rd Castoff

[seasalthands]

[It's an actual video with his face this time. It's clearly snowing and Kira looks cold. His cheeks and nose are flushed red but other than that he's pretty pale. This boy isn't exactly dressed for the weather. (He's not really dressed for real life in general) His Butterfree is though! And occasionally the eager butterfly pushes his way into the camera, showing off it's white and blue scarf that matches Kira's outfit.]

Let's see... It's been four months or so. And I definitely don't hate it here. It's actually pretty great. But-- [He's too proud to say it.]

Anyway, I used to be a doctor back home. A marine surgeon actually. I'm from Japan and had a roommate and friend. The only friend I've ever had and he was pretty cool. I have one sister and my mom is sick currently. I was looking for a cure for her. But I'm sure my friend is looking after her for me.

I was just curious, I guess, about all your stories from home. I don't think anyone can complain too much about where we are but it's not home, you know?

I'm also freezing my ass off and I want to read some cozy stories about your lives. Some of you are more interesting than the creatures here.

Where're you from? What's your story?

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Voice

[meowbel]

I'm from America! I live in California but I had to go to Gravity Falls during the summer with my brother and my Grunkles! And I don't know about you but I had quite the vacation if you ask me!

[Because it's not everyday she got to see a bunch of supernatural stuff in one place!]

Voice

[seasalthands]

I have ancestors that are from America but I've never been myself. And I don't speak English. Or... I didn't until I came here.

Gravity Falls? That's a neat name for something. It's really clever actually. And what is that? Some kind of camp? Or... a girl scouts thing? [He also doesn't know what a Grunkles is. He's going to assume it's some American word he just doesn't know.]

Well, I am asking you. What made it quite the vacation?

Voice Sorry about the late!

[meowbel]

Nah, not really! It's kind of a small place where my brother and I helped my Grunkle with his tourist trap!

[And again, all said so cheerfully too!]

But anyway! It's quite the vacation because I got to see all kind of weird and spooky stuff around here! It's not everyday you get to see gnomes, love gods, and a bunch of zombies lurking around!

No worries no worries!

[seasalthands]

Tourist trap... What a wholesome family thing to do.

Was any of that stuff real? Or like... you know made up and faked cause you're a kid? [Nice, Kira.]

\o!

[meowbel]

Of course it's all real! I mean, it's not everyday you get to meet some demonic evil triangle that has the power to destroy reality as we know it!

[And all said so dramatically too!]

[seasalthands]

Evil triangle... You fighting the illuminati during summer vacation?

[That sounds awesome actually...]

[meowbel]

When you put it that way, I might as well! I mean, Bill did only have an eye so...why not?

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[seasalthands]

I can't believe the leader of the illuminati is named Bill.

[meowbel]

Well, I wouldn't really call him a leader. Mmmmaayyybbeeee more like a cheap knock off or something.

[seasalthands]

So he was the fake illuminati leader?

You really did have a crazy summer.

Sorry about the late response!

[meowbel]

I guess so! I don't really know how to describe it but I just know he was a giant jerk who made a lot of people sad!

And especially my brother and my Grunkle too!

[Insert angry face here]

No need for apologies!

[seasalthands]

People taking a metaphorical piss, or actual... I guess, on your friends and family do deserve to be destroyed. I feel that kiddo.