[Because he can tell where Dorian's brain is going. And there's some part of him, some wicked, overly amused part of him, that wants to play that. Just a little.]
[It's sort of a good thing they're in their own little corner here, because he stands up, stretching his arms over his head for a moment, looking like he's about to drop and do a series of pushups... except...]
[He whistles to his pokemon, who heaves himself up and lumbers over.]
A little of this.
[Please behold, Dorian, as your date deadlifts his 200lb pokemon in his arms like normal people pick up their cat.]
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[Because he can tell where Dorian's brain is going. And there's some part of him, some wicked, overly amused part of him, that wants to play that. Just a little.]
[It's sort of a good thing they're in their own little corner here, because he stands up, stretching his arms over his head for a moment, looking like he's about to drop and do a series of pushups... except...]
[He whistles to his pokemon, who heaves himself up and lumbers over.]
A little of this.
[Please behold, Dorian, as your date deadlifts his 200lb pokemon in his arms like normal people pick up their cat.]