Why would you lie about a leaf?

[That's just so baffling. See him fuss? Why is that even remotely appealing? Seriously? All he can do is stare across the table in confusion.]

Leaf pranks aside... you're doing a pretty good job of things, as far as I'm concerned. You don't have to be so hard on yourself.

[Says the king of Hard On Himself.]

You know I'm going to say I'm sorry, right? That we're in the same boat. Because I wouldn't wish this on anybody.