Video (Backdated to yesterday)

[a_sin_for_him]

It seems as though it's one of those days where one can't even go to the market without returning home joined by a new addition.

[Lust is in her living room, in a lavender sundress and...some sort of pink fluffy looking hairclip. There's a good sized bowl of water on the coffee table, and in it, a pink magikarp.]

I really shouldn't be surprised. Look at what hatched from my most recent egg.

[She reaches up into her hair and the hairclip....hops into her hands with a soft sound. It's a shiny Cutiefly.]

And of course, there's all of them.

[She angles the 'gear. Clustered together is a cacophony of pink and purple fur. A Jigglypuff, a shiny Cleffa, a shiny Cinccino, an Espurr, a Swirlix, a Glameow, a pair of Munna....]

How in god's good name did this happen?

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[foolishwren]

... Well, if there was any question of who the most femme person in the house is, I think this answers it.

_{[SHE'S ONLY BEING SLIGHTLY SERIOUS. The juxtaposition between Lust's general Queen of the Damned look and her army of adorable soft pink things is just really amusing.]}

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Considering who we live with, is that really a surprise?

I mean I suppose Envy could give me a good run...

[Video]

[foolishwren]

A good run, sure, but you'd still coast through the finish line.

He'd definitely get second place, though.

A good solid second.

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Without a doubt.

But I still fill out a blouse better.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Okay, she can't help it. She cracks right up.]}

I'm not sure anybody could beat you at that if they tried!

_{[If only she knew about Joker's secret alter-ego]}

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Not without some re-purposed shoulder pads at any rate.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

And some water balloons for the chest area.

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Ha, as though there's a water or gel based technology that could replicate what nature gave me...

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Hey, it's the closest anybody's gonna get. Just let 'em dream.

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

A pale imitation is all that can be achieved.

...unless we're discussing Envy on one of the odd weekends, then I suppose he could manage to one up me.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[... You know, she can picture Envy with a bust. Envy with a Lust bust, on the other hand... is a little more surreal. But then again, he'd probably change the rest to go along with it, so...]}

--you know, I can't decide if that whole thought is hot, scary, or hilarious.

_{[Or all three.]}

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Mostly the last one, I think.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Yeah, I think hysterical laughter would be my immediate reaction... the deep, primal terror would settle in afterwards, when my brain starts failing to reconcile the boobs' presence with the fact that his back wasn't breaking.

_{[ENVY IS TOO SHORT AND SKINNY TO SUPPORT A LUST-GRADE BOSUM AND THE UNIVERSE WOULD COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF]}

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

...forget his back magically being able to support them, considering his height, I'd be amazed if he could even see over them...

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Okay now Heather is just wheezing.]}

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust can't keep a straight face, either, and descends into laughter.]