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[bleedingunversed]

Two of my Pokemon decided to make eggs and guess what? I don't want them.

These are the parents.

[Attached are pictures of Scrapper and Coach.]

I don't know what the eggs will be.

Guess you'll be surprised.

I have three in total; let me know if you want one.

[One Bunnelby and two Houndours to be exact but like he said, he has no clue.]

Comments

[Video]

[cyan_maid]

...I'd be happy to take one, if you really don't want the eggs.

[He may have no clue, but ooc, if no one's taken the Bunnelby Jane would love it a lot]

[Video]

[bleedingunversed]

[When he clicks the video on, he looks annoyed. Very annoyed.

And in the background is a rather smug looking Diggersby.]

Take it. I really don't want it. Where do you want me to send it?

[Congrats on your new bunny friend, Jane!]

[Video]

[cyan_maid]

[She gives him her location, which...let's be honest, I'm not sure where she is at the moment, but I'm sure she knows where she is.]

Would you like anything in return? Usually people sell the eggs, in this situation.

[Video]

[bleedingunversed]

No.

[A pause before he shrugs.]

Not unless you have some interesting Pokemon to trade. Otherwise I just want them gone.

[Video]

[cyan_maid]

Sadly, I'm quite attached to my team, so I don't have anything in the way of trading. I've not found myself in an egg situation, either, but I do know it can be terribly troublesome sometimes. I have seen the advertisements for the clutches of very mischievous Pokemon, so I'll be happy to take an egg.

[Video]

[bleedingunversed]

[Vanitas shrugs; it had been worth a shot.]

I'm not heartbroken.

So where is it going? I can send it out right now since I'm close to a Pokemon center.

[Video]

[cyan_maid]

Ah, Azalea Town's Pokemon Center. I'm nearby, so I can pick it up right away.

[Video]

[bleedingunversed]

Alright, I'll get it sent.





Thanks for taking one.

[Video]

[cyan_maid]

Don't worry about it. Whatever it hatches into, it'll have a good home, I promise.

[text]

[purramedic]

[Is Anders petty enough to -- the answer is so obvious it's stupid to even finish the question, of course he is petty enough.]

Interesting.

[text] bless you

[bleedingunversed]

[Oh so that's how it's going to be, huh?]

Sorry I didn't take video of them making the eggs for you. I know that's your sort of thing.

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[borschtkot]

Hey! I'll take an egg! If you still got one?

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[bleedingunversed]

Yeah I do.

Where do you want me to send it?

Or did you get lost?

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[borschtkot]

I'M NOT LOST. BITCH.

New Bark!! I'm about to head out, "Mom" is creeping me out.

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[bleedingunversed]

Aw, don't want mom fawning all over you anymore?

I'll have one of my Pokemon meet you there with it.

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[borschtkot]

SHE'S NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM AND I DON'T NEED FAWNING.

Creepy!!! Who's moms even do that!?

Alright

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[bleedingunversed]

I don't have a real mom so I have no idea how they're suppose to act. I assumed it was normal.

Look for a giant owl. Her name's Noise.

Re: Text

[borschtkot]

I guess some moms do but ugh not mine. She expected more of me. Whenever she was actually around.

Whatever.

Ok

[later]

THAT'S A BIG ASS OWL

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[bleedingunversed]

[Vanitas is totally snickering on his end.]

Isn't she beautiful?

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[borschtkot]

SHE'S SO COOL!! I WAMT ONE!!!!

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[bleedingunversed]

Look for a Hoothoot. That's what she evolved from. Small round little owl that looks like it only has one foot.

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[borschtkot]

Sweet!

[Some hours later, a picture comes through of Potya sitting on a thrashed upon HootHoot.]

Got one!

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[bleedingunversed]

Not bad rookie.

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[borschtkot]

Yeah eventually I'll be kickin your ass!!

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[bleedingunversed]

Keep telling yourself that.

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[borschtkot]

Oh I will.