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You know what would be super nice? If everything wasn't actually a Pokemon here. I don't get it. How does this work, at all? What.. what happened in this world that this--
[ The camera whips around, focusing on a Trubbish at his feet, weeds growing wildly off its head. It stares up at Yuri with innocent eyes. A shiny, of course. Of course, it was a shiny because Yuri couldn't be blessed with an actual good shiny, could he?
Still, shinys were rare so Yuri could hardly complain about that but IT WAS A TRUBBISH, OKAY. ]
All I wanted to do was throw out a faulty Pokeball and this is what I get. A sentient bag of trash that is not only a literal bag of trash that has eyes, a mouth and won't stop following me but is also apparently a SPECIAL sentient bag of trash!
[ Chris the Servine wasn't going to let the camera be focusing around with draping herself dramatically over Hefty who was red in the face at her sudden appearance. She puts a little hand to her chest, tail lifting so you could see her flowers well enough. Yes, look at her, were we taking photos?
Nita the Maractus was there a moment later, with Erosdon the Rowlett perched on her head and Leroy the Oddish bouncing after her. It was picture time! Pictures with the new friend! Honorary Green Group member! Look at them, LOOK AT THEM--YURI, DON'T YOU TURN THE CAMERA AWAY--!! ]
At least it's a poison type, I kind of needed one anyway and it's not like--HEY!!
[ Yuri was suddenly mobbed, feathers flying and petals and leaves, his Pokemon trying to all get into the picture to show off. Look at their new friend! Look--And the gear goes flying, flipping around and landing on the ground. With a perfect view of Yuri being mobbed. ]
[ The camera whips around, focusing on a Trubbish at his feet, weeds growing wildly off its head. It stares up at Yuri with innocent eyes. A shiny, of course. Of course, it was a shiny because Yuri couldn't be blessed with an actual good shiny, could he?
Still, shinys were rare so Yuri could hardly complain about that but IT WAS A TRUBBISH, OKAY. ]
All I wanted to do was throw out a faulty Pokeball and this is what I get. A sentient bag of trash that is not only a literal bag of trash that has eyes, a mouth and won't stop following me but is also apparently a SPECIAL sentient bag of trash!
[ Chris the Servine wasn't going to let the camera be focusing around with draping herself dramatically over Hefty who was red in the face at her sudden appearance. She puts a little hand to her chest, tail lifting so you could see her flowers well enough. Yes, look at her, were we taking photos?
Nita the Maractus was there a moment later, with Erosdon the Rowlett perched on her head and Leroy the Oddish bouncing after her. It was picture time! Pictures with the new friend! Honorary Green Group member! Look at them, LOOK AT THEM--YURI, DON'T YOU TURN THE CAMERA AWAY--!! ]
At least it's a poison type, I kind of needed one anyway and it's not like--HEY!!
[ Yuri was suddenly mobbed, feathers flying and petals and leaves, his Pokemon trying to all get into the picture to show off. Look at their new friend! Look--And the gear goes flying, flipping around and landing on the ground. With a perfect view of Yuri being mobbed. ]