[Video] / Action for Cherrygrove

[toothaches]

Dudes!

<sub>[Maurice's beaming face appears on the 'Gear, the sunny beach of Cherrygrove easily visible behind him. His Sentret is busy trying to bury his Rhyhorn in the sand. Meatloaf doesn't seem to mind. Maurice is holding the Poke'Gear aloft with one hand and in the crook of one arm is a wiggly black puppy. His Houndour finally hatched and she wants to see EVERYTHING. The little dark-type's tongue is lolling out as she pants and cranes her neck around to see the Wingull fluttering overhead.]

[It also bears mentioning that Maurice's shirt is just a little crispy in spots.]</sub>

Especially you dudes that just showed up! Do you wanna know what's surreal? Watching a dog come out of an egg! This is Cinderella! Or Relly for short. I'd call her Cinder since she, y'know, breathes fire but I don't want Cyndi to get confused. ANYWAY, I got a proposition for you Breeders!

I can only afford two right now, but I wanna buy a couple of eggs! And don't tell me what's inside them! I want it to be a surprise!

_{[He starts to end the feed but remembers something important.]}

BUT NO BUGS! I am...not real wild about the giant insects this place has. So if you're interested, just...lemme know I guess! I think I can go up to 5000P but that's all.


[ACTION FOR CHERRYGROVE]

_{[Maurice and his team can be found chilling on the beach until the afternoon.]}

Comments

[video]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Wow. I mean, look, I'm around some breeders, and I know about eggs, but, I'm sorry, I'm still having a moment here of puppies hatching out of eggs. So like...none of the pokemon here are mammals? Even though they look like them.

You, uh, might wanna douse yourself in water, dude? Before you catch on fire.

[video]

[toothaches]

O-ho don't worry, that is why we are at the beach. If I start smelling smoke, I can go take a dunk.

[video]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

That...I mean, that's some good foresight there, but that's also pretty concerning.

But I mean I've also yet to get any fire types, so any critter that carries an open flame on its body or isn't super sure how to control its fire has got to be some kind of massive safety hazard, so, congrats on not dying in a blaze yet?

[video]

[toothaches]

Thanks! Considerin' I used to be a vampire, that's a pretty big accomplishment!

[video]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

...Hold up, vampire? Like, night-dwelling, blood-sucking, honest to undead god vampire?

[video]

[toothaches]

Yeah, you wanna fight about it?

_{[Now that he has another vampbuddy in this world, Maurice isn't nearly so shy about talking about Just Monster Things.]}

[video]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Dude, do I look like Van Helsing? No I don't want to fight an ex-vampire and his adorable hellpuppy. I don't have vampires in my world. It's a new concept to have outside of fiction.

Do you still drink blood though or what?

[video]

[toothaches]

Well the last dude who tried to stake me was a firefighter so you never know.

_{[A huff. Maurice's defensive frown instantly flips into one of honest disgust when Not Van Helsing suggests he still drinks blood.]}

What! God no! What he hell, dude? I'm a human! And I never wanna go back to my shitty old unlife again!

[video]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

I don't know how this place works! Does everyone that comes here just get a super shiny brand new human body? Cuz I mean, that's how it worked with me, but I wasn't...sure that was a common thing.

[video]

[toothaches]

_{[With a huff, Maurice tries to cool his jets.]}

That's how it looks to me...Some folks I've talked to were way less human-shaped than I was back home.