So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

Comments

[fuelthefire]

[Oh man. Oh man, oh man, oh man. If this broadcast isn't a sight for sore eyes, Krieg doesn't know what is. It's literally the best one he's seen since Angel showed up. Maybe even a little better? It's hard to say. All he knows is that it's really, really good.

It's easy to tell how excited he is by the proximity of his face to the 'Gear's screen - Probably all Gaige can see is his eye and the bit of his mask immediately surrounding it.]

NO GUNS, NO GRENADES, NO MURDER TRAIN! IT'S A BACKWARDS BACKWATER FILLED WITH MURDER MONSTERS AND MEDIOCRE MISCREANTS!!

[Also he's so happy he could shout at the top of his lungs, which is...what he's doing here. Sorry, Gaige. Also, welcome to Pokéland.]

[monarchofanarchy]

Krieg! Finally, someone sensible to talk to!

[Gaige no that is not a word used to describe Krieg]

What the hell is this place? There's so many dead people here! And this thing.

[She holds up the Beldum that's decided to stay with her, for some reason.]

Nothing makes sense anymore.

[fuelthefire]

[Krieg pulls his face back from the camera - he's grinning under his mask at being called "sensible", but the only answer he can offer in response to her questions is a shrug.]

It's a nightmare montage of cockfights and tea parties! Train the beasts and beat the trainers!

[Aaaaand he's shoving his face right back up to the 'Gear again to get a better look at Gaige's new friend.]

You got a robot arm! I got a murder chicken!

[monarchofanarchy]

...So I'm supposed to train this thing to beat up other things?

That. Is. Awesome. Suddenly this place isn't so bad. It's like having a pet Skag, only less cleanup.

[She holds out Beldum in front of her, regarding it with a nod.]

I think... I'ma call you Deathtrap 2.0. Or maybe Super Deathtrap? Deathtrap 2: The Trappening? What do you think, Krieg?

Or maybe it's an entirely new line. Crunchinator the Extreme? Armed and Dangerous? Paul?

[Gaige isn't good at names.]

[fuelthefire]

PffmnahahahAHAHAHAHA!

[Gaige pls, those are all GREAT names!]

Deathtrap the Second, Son of Deathtrap!

Paul is good, too!

[monarchofanarchy]

[Gaige studies the Beldum intensely, trying to decide on a name. The Beldum looks somewhat nervous.]

Hm... I think Krieg has it right. Son of Deathtrap. Together we shall rule the world!

[Or something like that.]

[fuelthefire]

Mnuahahaha...It's gonna be a symphonic rein of guts and glory!

[With that decided, however, it's time to move on to more serious matters: namely, meeting up! He shoves his face nice and close to the 'Gear again for this next question:]

Where are you?