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[drubbings]

1 H4V3 S3CUR3D 4NOTH3R POK3B3AST
TH4NK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT 4LL YOU WHO SCHOOL3D M3 ON TH3 1MPORT4NC3 OF C4TCH1NG MOR3 POK3MON
1T H4S B33N 3NL1GHT3N1NG 4ND 1 C4UGHT 4 C4WB34ST
SH3 1S FL4WL3SS 4ND NO ON3 W1LL 3V3R B34T H3R
4LTHOUGH SH3 1S 4 L1TTL3 SK1TT1SH 4ND H1D3S
W3LL WORK ON TH4T
4NYW4Y TH1S M3MO H4S 4 PO1NT B3S1D3S TH3 BR4GG1NG!
1T H4S COM3 TO MY 4TT3NT1ON TH4T 1 4M HOP3L3SS OUTSTR1P3D BY MY FR13NDS 1N T3RMS OF POK3MAST3RDOM
SO WH4T 1 PROPOS3 1S TH1S: 1M GO1NG TO T4K3 MY B4D S3LF ON 4 JOURN3Y
DO TH1S TH1NG PROP3RLY 4S 4 R34L TR41N3R WOULD
(th1s h4s b33n k3pt 4 s3cr3t you c4n und3rst4nd why 1f youv3 3v3r m3t k4rk4t)
1 W1LL GO FOR THR33 MONTHS 4ND R1GOROUSLY TR41N FOR TH3 DUR4T1ON
1T W1LL B3 TH3 BOMB >:]
SO 1 PUT FORTH TH1S QU3ST1ON F3LLOW POK3M4ST3RS
WOULD 4NYONE L1KE TO T4K3 TH1S JOURN3Y W1TH M3?
1 COM3 W1TH TWO POK3B34STS
4 GR34T S3NS3 OF HUMOR
4ND SOM3 W31RD R3D H41R
PL34SE R3PLY 4S4P TO TH1S!

Comments

[seasalthands]

See, I don't even know what the heck that says. So I give it a solid nine out of ten for it kinda pisses me the fuck off.

[drubbings]

H4H4H
YOU 4R3 4 LOT OF FUN
WH4T 1S YOUR N4M3?

[seasalthands]

I'm Kira Yoshikage... Here I'll write it in a way you understand k1R4 Y05h1K493

[drubbings]

W3LL 1 W1LL S4Y TH1S K1R4 YOSH1K4G3
YOU N33D TO L1GHT3N TH3 H3LL UP!

[seasalthands]

Nah. I'm pretty good being exactly like this.

[drubbings]

YOUR LOSS
JUST R3M3MB3R
WH3N YOU F33L L1K3 H4V1NG FUN TROLL M3!

[seasalthands]

Sure thing.

I'll never forget you or your blue green letters or your shit typing quirk.

[drubbings]

1TS T34L

[seasalthands]

Which is basically blue.

[drubbings]

NO 1TS V3RY 1MPORT4NT 1TS T34L
YOU DONT M3SS 4ROUND W1TH BLOOD COLOURS!
1 COULD G3T CULL3D
W3LL
WOULD H4V3

[seasalthands]

See. Now I don't know what you're talking about again. Blood colors. Culled.

Blood is red and only red.