I'D TAKE YOUR LIST AS REASON TO CULTIVATE A PREDILECTION FOR PUERILE PRANKSTER SHENANIGANS BUT FUCK THAT I AM A BUSY MAN. AND I'D REASSURE YOU THAT YOUR ROOM IS SAFE BUT I HAVE A FEELING I AM NOT A "TRUSTED SOURCE" IN WHATEVER BUFFOONERY YOU AND YOUR ECTO-ANCESTOR CARE TO INFLICT UPON EACH OTHER. AND DAVE, WHENEVER HE GOT INVOLVED IN THIS. WHY IS THIS A THING FOR YOU PEOPLE, ANYWAY? DON'T YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
[... by which he means "welcome back" and "I totally didn't see anyone doing anything to your room haha wow I am not getting involved." Seriously, what is wrong with everyone?]
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AND I'D REASSURE YOU THAT YOUR ROOM IS SAFE BUT I HAVE A FEELING I AM NOT A "TRUSTED SOURCE" IN WHATEVER BUFFOONERY YOU AND YOUR ECTO-ANCESTOR CARE TO INFLICT UPON EACH OTHER. AND DAVE, WHENEVER HE GOT INVOLVED IN THIS.
WHY IS THIS A THING FOR YOU PEOPLE, ANYWAY? DON'T YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
[... by which he means "welcome back" and "I totally didn't see anyone doing anything to your room haha wow I am not getting involved." Seriously, what is wrong with everyone?]