usedstockpile: (Can't be helped)
golden hellchild gil ([personal profile] usedstockpile) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2017-03-02 12:49 pm

[Video/Action| Route 32] Oh God, Lions, run!

[The video starts innocently enough, with Gil wearing a tracksuit blowing a whistle so Bel and a Liepard named Niya run some suicides, clearly intended to get the Eevee into fighting/evolving shape. The Liepard is lean and springy, and keeps a lead easily.]

Hustle, hustle, we won't be getting badges with those times! You won't be getting 'Puffs either if you don't catch up to Niya at least once, Bel! Eh?

[The air is cut by a chorus of bestial calls from the woods. Like, a lot of them. Dozens. They come out of the brush like cops busting down a door. Lions! Blue and black lions! With crazy eyeballs! And they look pissed! Or that's how they always look? There's no time to think, because Gil and crew are surrounded! The camera skitters to the boy's side as Pierre senses danger.]

Uhm. Aha...nice kitties? We were just leaving, if you want us to. No need to be hostile, yeah?

[And that's when the lightning starts flying, and the smaller Pokémon pile onto Niya's back while she takes off and Gil scrambles behind.]




[It's been a while since Gil's video went up. He's hunkered down in some shrubs a few miles down from where the Luxray's cornered him and his team, but that hasn't really stopped them from being harassed. He's run into a couple of Luxio and Shinx, who make a lot of noise which immediately attract half a dozen Luxrays. Back to running for dear life, hiding, and then being found oddly easily. He takes the moment to pull up the Pokédex.]

'Luxray: The Gleam Eyes Pokémon. Luxray's ability to see through objects comes in handy when it's scouting for danger.'

....Why can it see through walls!? That's so unfair! Like, biologically, that's just unfair! What prey could possibly hide from that!?

[And speaking of the devil, there's a Luxray poking its head into the bush right now.]
Oh come on, now you're just being a bunch of bullies. I get that you're being protective but you've chased us for like, two miles! Quit it!
[Bel, brave and tiny Eevee, chirps up to agree, puffing up and yipping at the significantly larger Pokémon. Points for courage, rest in pieces, buddy]