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[toothaches]

<sub>[The interior of a disheveled Violet Poke'Mart as seen through a crack in a heavy door is the backdrop for today's broadcast from Maurice. The building has been evacuated save for himself and an entire pride of colorful lions shoving things off shelves and fighting one another for a bag of Magikarp-shaped sweet rolls Maurice had dropped all over the register.]

[And where is Maurice? Held up in the janitor's closet. When he speaks, his voice is low.]</sub>

I don't think they saw where I went...

_{[The plastic casing of the Poke'gear creaks a little as he fumbles it around so that the camera is pointing at him. His work uniform is sooty, his hair is standing up from crackling static electricity and he is very clearly missing an eyebrow. Tucked under each arm is a sleepy Litleo cub and a Shinx who is trying to eat his name tag.]}

Managed to grab these little guys on my way back here...they're so cute. Guys. They're so cute, I thin I'm gonna cry... _{[He actually sniffs.]} Or maybe it's my allergies. I haven't actually met any cat Pokemon until now.

But since I think we're gonna be in here for a while...anybody got any ideas for names for these little guys? The fire lion who kissed my eyebrow off is a girl and the blue one who just swallowed my name tag is a boy.

Comments

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[sunnysidewalkstreet]

Maaaaan, they causing chaos up there as well? They're hella cute, but that doesn't excuse 'em over-running the Center.

...Okay, it does. But I got one of the bigger blue ones - I think she's gonna be named IE. [ yes that is an internet explorer joke with the 404th pokemon ] I dunno what the smaller ones'd be cute named, though.

[laughingstawke]

Looks like my husband's wet dream. [A grimace.] Are you going to be alright? You look as if you're in dire need of a hero, and I just happen to know one.

[rambling_runner]

Oh man, you got two? [ Ash looks impressed! And has pulled Mufusa into his lap for this conversation. LIONS EVERYWHERE MAURICE! ]

Well, I named this little girl Mufusa! You ever seen the Lion King? I thought most people had but apparently there are worlds out there without it. [ Worlds that are missing out. ]

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[meowbel]

Oh, oh! How about Sparky McSparkle?? I think that'll be the perfect name for that cute little cat Pokemon!

[Said the girl who gave her Pokemon some interesting names]

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[captainash]

[It's time for Ash Is Terrible At Naming, part the first!]

How about Cruncher, for the Shinx? Since they learn Crunch, and he's obviously interested in using his fangs...

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[thenightsky]

Won't their parents come looking for them or something?

And what the hell happened to your eyebrow?

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[pipers_son]

Sure you'll be alright with the allergies there?

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[garbagechild]

KISSER AND EATER.

That's what you should name them.

_{[You're welcome.]}