Maurice Hutch (OC) (
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victory_road2017-03-03 08:11 pm
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[The interior of a disheveled Violet Poke'Mart as seen through a crack in a heavy door is the backdrop for today's broadcast from Maurice. The building has been evacuated save for himself and an entire pride of colorful lions shoving things off shelves and fighting one another for a bag of Magikarp-shaped sweet rolls Maurice had dropped all over the register.]
[And where is Maurice? Held up in the janitor's closet. When he speaks, his voice is low.]
I don't think they saw where I went...
[The plastic casing of the Poke'gear creaks a little as he fumbles it around so that the camera is pointing at him. His work uniform is sooty, his hair is standing up from crackling static electricity and he is very clearly missing an eyebrow. Tucked under each arm is a sleepy Litleo cub and a Shinx who is trying to eat his name tag.]
Managed to grab these little guys on my way back here...they're so cute. Guys. They're so cute, I thin I'm gonna cry... [He actually sniffs.] Or maybe it's my allergies. I haven't actually met any cat Pokemon until now.
But since I think we're gonna be in here for a while...anybody got any ideas for names for these little guys? The fire lion who kissed my eyebrow off is a girl and the blue one who just swallowed my name tag is a boy.
[And where is Maurice? Held up in the janitor's closet. When he speaks, his voice is low.]
I don't think they saw where I went...
[The plastic casing of the Poke'gear creaks a little as he fumbles it around so that the camera is pointing at him. His work uniform is sooty, his hair is standing up from crackling static electricity and he is very clearly missing an eyebrow. Tucked under each arm is a sleepy Litleo cub and a Shinx who is trying to eat his name tag.]
Managed to grab these little guys on my way back here...they're so cute. Guys. They're so cute, I thin I'm gonna cry... [He actually sniffs.] Or maybe it's my allergies. I haven't actually met any cat Pokemon until now.
But since I think we're gonna be in here for a while...anybody got any ideas for names for these little guys? The fire lion who kissed my eyebrow off is a girl and the blue one who just swallowed my name tag is a boy.
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Well, I named this little girl Mufusa! You ever seen the Lion King? I thought most people had but apparently there are worlds out there without it. [ Worlds that are missing out. ]
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[He hefts his new lion children proudly.]
My nieces love that movie. You know, I'm not just real sure I've seen the whole thing all the way through but I know Hakuna Matatta by heart. They'd play that part over and over and over.
Think that'd be a good name for her? She seems pretty chill.
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[He looks between the cubs again.]
Do you think anybody else will have lions named after the Lion King though? At least one of these little guys has gotta have cool hair when it evolves so I gotta keep that in mind.
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[He looks down at the tiny flame flickering atop the brown cub's head.]
And this blue guy...I mean. He's zapped me so he might have lightning bolts on him. So Bowie's on the list. But...he wasn't really a hair guy. Except in that one movie...
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If you wanna name him for the character instead, it's Jareth! Then you can save Bowie for a different 'mon. Unless I use it first cos Bowie's awesome.
What about that guy from the Darkness? He had some rocking hair that'd be like a mane. And I dunno. The adult female Pyroar's I've seen have some sweet mohawks out there.
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[He shuffles away from the crack in the door and crouches down so he can finally put his lions down and sit with them.]
They do...Alice Cooper? [He carefully pats the Litleo's head.] Hey, little lion, do you wanna be Alice? [He's answered with a wide yawn.] I'll take that as a maybe.
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Hey, what? [ She answers by just staring at him. Cats man. ]
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That's a cat for you.
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Good luck with the pair of em. Hopefully they don't become huge lions really quick and start fighting with each other, that'd suck.