thedifferencebetween: (well aren't you just precious?)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] victory_road 2017-06-28 05:51 pm (UTC)

It's actually called 'lemon chiffon'. And it's classy as shit.

My awesome statues, my beautiful paintings, and you better stop talking shit about my wife. Me and Nisha got married like half a year ago while she was here.

Uh, still a corporate overlord. Just a different product. I'm a businessman, I adjusted to the market. People don't want weapons or defense items or any of that stuff, they want cute shit based on Pokemon. I give it to'em. And they give me tons of money. Look at our logo mascot, who could resist this stupid fat face?

[The gear screen turns to show Jack's fat, flop eared houndour puppy, Doom Boner's tongue lolling out the side of his mouth.]

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