1st Stack of Anarchy [Video]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

[As the video feed clicks on it's a familiar background for anyone who's been on Route 29. The girl who appears grinning into the feed is a red haired teen with goggles firmly in place and just a touch of madness in those bright green eyes.]

Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!

It is I, Gaige the MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.

[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]

Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!

[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]

Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman. 

[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]

And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.

[Back to cheerful.]

My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!

Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!
 

Comments

[thedifferencebetween]

....son of a taint!

[Why? Why? Another freaking Vault Hunter! Why did they keep showing up? And this one...not only a filthy murderous Vault Hunting asshole, but a really friggin' annoying one.]

[Yeah, that sure is Handsome Jack on the video feed. Looking alive and well, if extremely pissed off. He's glaring at the screen like someone just relieved themselves on his pizza.]

[Welcome to Pokeworld, Gaige.]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

No....

[Is it possible for her ponytails to droop in shock? Because they seem to be pointing downwards now as her eyes widen so large they almost pop out of their head.]

No...no FREAKING way...this...this is a sick joke. Who the HELL are you?

[Good thing she doesn't have her robot arm anymore or that Pokegear would be crushed with how tight she's gripping it.]

[thedifferencebetween]

[At least seeing her all pissed off is satisfying. Jack grins.]

Oh, that's cute. You thought you killed me, didn't you? Aw....cupcake.

Heroes never die.

[brokencode]

You know. I used to spend a lot of time at Cherrygrove. [Hi, Gaige. Angel really didn't know what to say about the whole "I am actually not dead" part so... Here she is.]

Perhaps I can bring you some cupcakes. Unfortunately, we are a bit short on robots and anarchy. I am sure you are going to fix the latter problem, though.

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

HOLYSHIT!

[So much for keeping her language in check now that she's on a less violent planet. Those eyes though! that voice! It's...frankly it's chilling.]

No way....no fucking way.

[brokencode]

It is... rather surprising, isn't it? Imagine being the one to actually, well... wake up.

[Angel shrugged rather casually. It had been a big deal, once upon a time. That time was nearly ten months ago, though. She was far more used to being alive than not being alive.]

SLAMS IN HERE (video)

[fuelthefire]

[Holy shit. Holy shit. He hadn't realized how much he's been missing the other Vault Hunters until just this moment. That face, that voice...It's his very best murder buddy, in the flesh! ...Except not really "in the flesh" because she's on the network.

Clearly they need to fix that.

Here is Krieg - more specifically, his masked face - right up on the 'Gear, one visible eye wide and wild (as usual), voice a growling, excited shout, which just gets louder the longer he goes:]

YOUR FIRST MISSION IS TO MEET UP WITH ME!

YOUR REWARD IS A NOOGIE AND A HIGH FIVE!!

THIS IS NOT AN OPTIONAL SIDE-QUEST!!!

Explodes a response like it's a Torqe weapon

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

KRIEG!!!!

[Gaige would hug you if she could you violent maniac you.]

I thought I was the only one of us here! You bastard what took you so long?!

[It's been like...five minutes.]

Update my Echo already...oh wait I guess we don't have that anymore...damn.

EXPLOOOOOOSION!!!

[fuelthefire]

I'M NOT LATE! YOU'RE LATE!

[He pulls back from the 'Gear just a very little bit, because proximity to the screen actually doesn't mean better visualization of the person being viewed, and grins a hidden grin under his mask.]

You better start running!

[It may not be an ECHO but the 'Gear's not a bad little piece of technology; Krieg demonstrates this now by sending his location to her. He's currently in Azalea, two towns away from New Barf. It's definitely a bit of a hike.]

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[toxicodendron_isley]

Well, aren't you vocal?

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

A woman of science and kickassery sometimes has to shout to make herself heard above the discourse of fools!

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[toxicodendron_isley]

Though I don't disagree with you, is there a particular reason you're disturbing the peace?

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[kissmyaspis]

[... The space llama sure likes bringing in the loud Crimson Raider Vault Hunters, huh? What about that Siren, Maya? Athena wouldn't mind if she showed up. She at least had the patience to listen through the full story.

But hey, call her petty but she won't complain too much. Every new arrival that pisses Jack off is good in her book.]

No guns, no missions, no murder. This is a pacifist planet, where the monsters do any fighting that comes up for us.

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

ATHENA!!!!

[OK, so Jack may be here, but so is Krieg and Athena. That's three awesome people vs. the biggest douche that ever douched. Gaige is starting to feel better.]

Wait...what are you talking about pacifist? I just saw two kids making their rats kill each other for fun.

[kissmyaspis]

They don't kill each other. Just knock each other out. It's... bizarre.

[Coming from Athena, who's seen so much in her time with Atlas and as a merc, that's... saying something.]

I have dragons, a dog that can breathe fire, and a cat that can shoot thunder, and they've never killed a single thing.

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[notvaljean]

[Hello, what's this? Someone new on the network who just happens to be about his age and an attractive girl? Time to work the old Jean Kirschtein charm!]

An important question: you say you like cupcakes, but how do you feel about ice cream?

[Getting right down to the important facts.]

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Uh...duh. Who doesn't like ice cream?

People who are WRONG that's who!

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[secondhandsome]

Uh... wow, that sure is an introduction...

...Sorry about your inventions, I guess?

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

OH SHUT UP ALREADY YOU HANDSOME JERKOFF...

...wait what the hell happened to your face? Did you take it off again!?

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[moneylogues]

Well, Mechromancer is just about the most ridiculous term I've heard in a while. And that's impressive.

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Ridiculously AWESOME!

Think about it! I'm an Engineer who can practically bring back machines from the dead. Mechromancer sounds WAY cooler then "Really great Engineer."

Besides it fits with how I summon my robots like a badass sorceress.

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[a_sin_for_him]

....You're from that Pandora place, aren't you?

[Lust doesn't even need to look at the public responses, after spending so much time with so many of them, she can just tell.]

Aren't you...energetic.

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Ha! How'd you guess?

I mean if you wanna get technical I was from Eden-5 but I kinda had to leave town for awhile because of this mess at the Science Fair...long story, people died it's all fine now probably. Bigger things going on ANYWAY!

So yeah I'm from Pandora but don't hold that against me. I'm nothing like Handsome Jerk.

[Because being like Krieg is better?]

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[charcoalfeather]

[That's... oh my. That's a lot of exclamation points.]

W-well... welcome to Johto. Um, my name's Rakka?

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[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Nice to meet you!

What sort of Pokemon do you have? anything super cool?