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[captainash]

If you see a pink Oranguru holding a chess set and a Type: Null wearing an orange ribbon around Goldenrod, could you please tell them that dinner will be at 6 tonight, and to bring back milk and apples when they come home? Thanks.



Bubblegum knows how to play, by the way, if you see him and have nothing else to do. Just don't let SID eat the pawns, we're running out of replacements.

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[captainash]

I'm not so sure Snorlaxes are Hellspawn-proof, if Gullet's attitude around her is any indication.


Then again, that's a LOT of fat her claws would need to piece through before doing damage, so maybe they win by default.

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[thenightsky]

Yeah it really takes a lot to phase a Snorlax. Bean just tends to pick Pokemon up that are bothering her and hug them until they calm down.

It's kind of hilarious.

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[captainash]

That does sound hilarious. Likely to make her even angrier, if that's possible, but hilarious.

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[thenightsky]

The angrier they get, the longer the hug goes on.

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[captainash]

Which makes them even angrier, which makes the hug even longer. Does it ever end?

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[thenightsky]

Nope.

NEver ending hug.

I can never use Bean in battle again.

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[captainash]

He can't eat by himself without arms, either, so you need to employ a full time feeder. Available 24 hours a day, with a endless supply of food.

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[thenightsky]

I bet I can find a ghost Pokemon that will float around with them and take care of daily feedings.

I can't promise it won't be messy though..

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[captainash]

May I suggest a Cofagrigus? They have twice the arms, for twice the efficiency. Or they can use two hands for feeding and two hands for cleaning, countering the messiness issue.

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[thenightsky]

That's not a bad idea at all! Guess I'm going to have to get a Cofagrigus now. :P

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[captainash]

It is a most excellent idea! And if you're particularly lucky, you might even end up with one that was a nurse or an orderly when it was alive. Years of experience at your service!

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[thenightsky]

...That's still so weird to me.

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[captainash]

Don't worry, you'll get used to it.



Actually you won't, but after a while you'll be able to pretend long enough to creep newer arrivals out. It's a perk of your stay here.

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[thenightsky]

One of the many perks, I guess!

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[captainash]

Along with all those wonderful tales of ghostly possessions and freak storms. They'Re always a hit.