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[captainash]

If you see a pink Oranguru holding a chess set and a Type: Null wearing an orange ribbon around Goldenrod, could you please tell them that dinner will be at 6 tonight, and to bring back milk and apples when they come home? Thanks.



Bubblegum knows how to play, by the way, if you see him and have nothing else to do. Just don't let SID eat the pawns, we're running out of replacements.

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[foolishwren]

my dude, I have NO FEWER than FIFTEEN dogs.

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[captainash]

...SO, how's that triple postdoc of yours going then? I'm sure they've already contacted you for publication and a research position?

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[foolishwren]

it's stuck in submissions hell.

but one day I will get the recognition I deserve

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[captainash]

If you're waiting for the academic bureaucracy to do its job, that recognition is probably going to be posthumous.

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[foolishwren]

Aw well

we can't all be famous while we're alive

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[captainash]

It's so fun to be alive to enjoy it, though. The shocked gasps, the uncertain glances, the mild alarm if you address them directly!


You'd never be able to find an unsuspecting dog sitter for your canine army again, though. Fame has its downsides.

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[foolishwren]

Alas

it seems that either way I am doomed to die as I lived: covered in dog butts

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[captainash]

I've seen kinder deaths, but I've also seen worse! ...Not by much, though.