[YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AS WELL, SISTER. HER HUMAN IS OKAY BUT SHE STILL HAS TO TRAIN HIM BETTER. HOW IS YOURS? DOES SHE HAVE TO COME BEAT HIM UP?]

They aren't usually this bad, I promise. I've hatched eggs I've gotten from other people and I've never gotten a crazy hellspawn like this before. Just don't buy from that crazy old man anymore is my advice.