[Around half of Armin's brain is very glad and very grateful that at least someone is taking this as seriously as he is and is thinking about the actual logistics about how this sort of thing might have happened, actually applying logic to the situation.

The other half of his brain is singing its dying swan song because oh god, Newt just used the words mounted her in his presence. Yes, it was in a completely neutral sounding way, the way Newt might also talk about any other sort of animal behaviour, and about Pokemon to boot, but details like that are unimportant to his hormones.]

I.. I guess. [He's trying to focus so hard on the part of his brain that can talk to Mr Newt like they had always talked, the part of his brain that wants to learn from and be like Newt. Not that new, recently discovered part of his brain that wants to be with Newt like women are with men. And Newt is with Miss Pamela right now.] I mean. [Focus, Arlert. You can do this.] That does make the most sense. But wouldn't... wouldn't he be too small to-- I mean, like that he would have access, but. uhm.