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fuelthefire2018-12-07 06:25 pm
16th Match // Video/Action // Sevii Islands
[Today someone is filming a smug-looking Croconaw. In front of the Croconaw is a pile of fruit. The camera is rolling for only a few seconds before the 'mon picks up...a pineapple. It poses with the prickly fruit above its head for a dramatic moment, before opening its huge mouth and dropping it in.
When it chomps down the spiky tuft of leaves is bit clean off and falls to the ground. The Pokemon crunches loudly a few times before swallowing, and that's the end of the pineapple.]
Nice! What's next?
[Heeeey, the voice behind the camera sounds like Ya Boi, Krieg. Where's that asshole been lately, anyway?
Lockjaw picks up the next fruit - a large watermelon - and repeats the dramatic pose-and-chomp. This time is much messier, because the watermelon is much bigger than the pineapple, but it gets chomped in two with the power of those massive Croconaw jaws. Just like the pineapple, it is then completely consumed.]
Mnahahaha! Hell yeah!
[That is the voice of one very proud trainer.
Lockjaw is clearly very pleased by this, and picks up a third fruit which is not...immediately...identifiable. It's red, and round, and it looks a little...soft?]
…What's that?
[At the sound of Krieg's voice, the "fruit" shifts visibly in the Croconaw's stumpy arms as it's held aloft over the gaping maw, and reveals two yellow, feathery eyebrows and a mismatched pair of eyes. A split second later the recording stutters abruptly as the 'Gear is (presumably) flung away with a very loud, very alarmed shout from Krieg.]
NO!!!
When it chomps down the spiky tuft of leaves is bit clean off and falls to the ground. The Pokemon crunches loudly a few times before swallowing, and that's the end of the pineapple.]
Nice! What's next?
[Heeeey, the voice behind the camera sounds like Ya Boi, Krieg. Where's that asshole been lately, anyway?
Lockjaw picks up the next fruit - a large watermelon - and repeats the dramatic pose-and-chomp. This time is much messier, because the watermelon is much bigger than the pineapple, but it gets chomped in two with the power of those massive Croconaw jaws. Just like the pineapple, it is then completely consumed.]
Mnahahaha! Hell yeah!
[That is the voice of one very proud trainer.
Lockjaw is clearly very pleased by this, and picks up a third fruit which is not...immediately...identifiable. It's red, and round, and it looks a little...soft?]
…What's that?
[At the sound of Krieg's voice, the "fruit" shifts visibly in the Croconaw's stumpy arms as it's held aloft over the gaping maw, and reveals two yellow, feathery eyebrows and a mismatched pair of eyes. A split second later the recording stutters abruptly as the 'Gear is (presumably) flung away with a very loud, very alarmed shout from Krieg.]
NO!!!