2019-09-01

paladinlost: (sobbing)

124th moon [video]

[The video starts right past Cecil's front door.

Or at least, that's probably the case. It can be hard to tell, with the eggs strewn over every available flat surface (and some that are neither available nor flat).

As Cecil advances through the house (still filming for the network's entertainment, of course), it becomes evident than the whole building has been similarly decorated. The living room. The kitchen. The bathroom. Even the backyard, where a dozen eggs are gently slumbering by the pond, under the watchful eyes of a pair of Lapras.

It's that last sight that finally convinces Cecil to speak.]

...P500 for the Magikarps, Caterpies, Carbinks, Miniors and Lunatones, P1500 for the rest. We deliver everywhere in Kanto and Johto, and I can assure you that every single egg will be well worth training.

[Just save him from this madness, please.]