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NEW LEGENDARY DISCOVERY [REAL][NOT CLICKBAIT][WHAT ARE THEY HIDING]
[A video on StaryuTube has gone viral within the last day. Posted by the official Legendary Seekers channel with the title NEW LEGENDARY DISCOVERY [REAL][NOT CLICKBAIT][WHAT ARE THEY HIDING], it seems to have generated all sorts of chatter on the network. Hmm....
The video opens with one of the lead legendary seekers, apparently unable to hide his enthusiasm. He stares straight into the camera, grinning widely. Apparently, this was a livestream VOD uploaded only a few short hours ago. His words come out all in one sentence with little variance in cadence, as if reading off a prompter.]
Hello, legendary seekers of the world! MynameisJacksonandI'm HERE-- [He points at the screen.] --to inform the world of an amazing NEW legendary with never-before seen footage and evidence gathered first hand by our intrepid field researchers! As you know, Kanto, Johto, and the Sevii Islands have been plagued by Orthworms over the past month, digging holes through buildings and the ground willy-nilly. It was, if I may under-exaggerate, a little disruptive to our day to day lives! But you know what else is disruptive? Having hackers invade your PC because you didn't protect it! That's why today's sponsor is--
[He pauses, squirming in his seat. Then, after a moment or two, throws his papers into the air and excitedly grabs the camera.]
Oh, screw the sponsor! Just roll the clip already!
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The video opens with one of the lead legendary seekers, apparently unable to hide his enthusiasm. He stares straight into the camera, grinning widely. Apparently, this was a livestream VOD uploaded only a few short hours ago. His words come out all in one sentence with little variance in cadence, as if reading off a prompter.]
Hello, legendary seekers of the world! MynameisJacksonandI'm HERE-- [He points at the screen.] --to inform the world of an amazing NEW legendary with never-before seen footage and evidence gathered first hand by our intrepid field researchers! As you know, Kanto, Johto, and the Sevii Islands have been plagued by Orthworms over the past month, digging holes through buildings and the ground willy-nilly. It was, if I may under-exaggerate, a little disruptive to our day to day lives! But you know what else is disruptive? Having hackers invade your PC because you didn't protect it! That's why today's sponsor is--
[He pauses, squirming in his seat. Then, after a moment or two, throws his papers into the air and excitedly grabs the camera.]
Oh, screw the sponsor! Just roll the clip already!
( Read more... )