Then I think your pidgey's on drugs. Or...needs to be on drugs, I dunno how psychosis works in magic birds.

[But that doesn't stop him from wildly theorizing, because why not?]

Actually, I know cats pretty damn well. Especially Meowth, I've had like ten of'em since I got here. And they ain't lazy, kiddo. It'd be nice if Cattrap was, he's going on all engines all hours of the friggin night and day, but he's nowhere near lazy.

Pretty sure my partner's gonna strangle him the next time he comes crashing through the bedroom window in the middle of the night.