cyan_maid: Jane doesn't know what the fuck is going on (What is even going on?)
Jane Crocker ([personal profile] cyan_maid) wrote in [community profile] victory_road 2016-07-20 01:59 pm (UTC)

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[SHE'S JUST TRYING TO BE POLITE and hey she wasn't expecting more people but it's not like she's going to tell everyone to fuck right off, that's not nice, it's been lonely on LOCAH with three humans and a murderclown okay]

For the sake of simplicity, I will.









Oh. Um. You're...a troll.
Grey skin, horns, the whole deal?
Uh...
Look, I don't want to assume anything that might be...wrong, or stupid, because I've done a lot of that in the past. It hasn't turned out well for me at all and I have been making attempts not to assume things, but...
Ugh, I'm so sorry I have to ask, but you're not...going to sell me any dubious potions of possibly cryptic origin, are you?
Because I already had enough of that back home and that was only from ONE troll, and I never want to see a little glass bottle with multicolored liquids in it ever, EVER again.


[Oh, no.]

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