Well, I mean, maybe if you worked up to it...Start off with Weedles maybe and see how that goes. [He's being optimistic like usual, but there may be no hope for this flabby boner.]

I bet he loves you though. Who cares if it can't fight? It's cute anyways. I figure there are plenty of people with pets instead of fighters. He can wait for you faithfully at home to greet you after a long day or something.