No, I'm a dude with a name that his mom loved, so there. There's nothing wrong with my name. [Just wait till he gets to his middle name. His parents were weird.]

Anyways, yeah...though it was nice that they fixed me up a little in return for them. But Hmm... Give me a minute to think and maybe I can come up with one.

[A fat dog in a hat.] I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky.

Or...Don't Terrier yourself up about getting older, think pawsitively.

[These aren't gems Hanna. Really, they're not.]