As amazing as I can do, all things considered. Kinda got some inherent limitations, here on...whatever this planet's called.

[Does it even have a name? Hey, maybe he should name it. Planet Hyperion has a kinda ring to it.]

[But there's way more important things to think about right now. Like the gorgeous woman currently on his arm. This? This feels right. This is normal.]

Can't exactly literally whisk you off to the stars, which sucks, 'cause that makes for a hell of a first date. But I can promise you killer company!