[Jack laughs, amiably. That 'yeah, I get it' kind of laugh.]

Oh yeah. 'Not what I was expecting'. I can't count the times I've gotten that! What, exactly, are people expecting?

[Sure, he's larger than life and a living legend, but he's a flesh and blood guy.]

Is it supposed to be a compliment? 'Cause it sure never sounds like one. In fact, it sounds more like 'wow, screw you for being a human being and not actually a towering inferno of fire with a face' or whatever. I mean, for you...okay, for you it's probably a compliment. I dunno what people expect, but...I sure wouldn't be disappointed with all this.

[He holds the door when they reach the restaurant. He knows how to be a gentleman.]