[It was lame because Lance is lame. He's the absolute worst and it's no wonder he's still single.]
Well, for the dragon, you'd have to find me first. [Which sure, he's told the entire world where he works but which Starmiebucks? There's probably one on every corner.] Same for the other two, I think.
But hear me out! Once you've been kung fu'd by a princess and handcuffed and left out to dry on a random planet by a girl, every other risk pales in comparison. I'm sorry if I offended you, though.
[It's a genuine apology. A pretty shitty one, but Lance is a harmless idiot who knows he has little chance in succeeding so he over-performs to fail. A rather self-fulfilling prophecy.]
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Well, for the dragon, you'd have to find me first. [Which sure, he's told the entire world where he works but which Starmiebucks? There's probably one on every corner.] Same for the other two, I think.
But hear me out! Once you've been kung fu'd by a princess and handcuffed and left out to dry on a random planet by a girl, every other risk pales in comparison. I'm sorry if I offended you, though.
[It's a genuine apology. A pretty shitty one, but Lance is a harmless idiot who knows he has little chance in succeeding so he over-performs to fail. A rather self-fulfilling prophecy.]