That's not that hard, here, actually. There's like three major places where people settle down, and all I'd have to do is ask one of your roommates. And I do have a giant dragon.

[Korra shifts her 'gear, turning it from a view of her face and a bit of blue painted house behind her to show a slope of white sand down to the sea...where there is indeed a large, thick Gyarados playing in the waves.]

Still no excuse for really bad pick up lines. Which don't offend me, by the way, but maybe wait until you've talked to a girl for more than five minutes before talking about getting down her pants. You'd probably have a lot better luck.

Just...guessing that you don't have much luck with the ladies.