But I don't wanna!

[Because Shiro is Dad and looking at him like that would just be gross. Matt, please. Get a filter right now before you kill Lance.

He cranes his neck to look over at them and peeks through his fingers.]

Shiro, are you seriously worried that the Pokemon will hear cursing? They can't talk!

[Well, not without some technological help anyway, but Lance's point still stands.]

Kaltenecker tackles me every time I take her out of the ball. I think she can handle a few fucks and maybe a shit too.