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Captain Ash (Asemu Asuno) ([personal profile] captainash) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2018-07-20 11:04 pm

53rd treasure [video]

[Tonight, everyone on the network gets a good view of a ceiling! ...A particularly wet ceiling, in fact. It could almost be called a dripping ceiling, except this is less of a drip and more of a shower.

When Ash finally speaks, he sounds very unhappy with the situation.]

Whoever's living on the fourth floor of the apartment building right in front of the northern entrance of the Goldenrod Tunnel, could you please answer the door when I knock? Or at least check your bathtub and your Water-types? I felt the first drops around dinnertime. If this doesn't stop within twenty minutes, I'm contacting the building manager.

[Flooding your building is neither polite nor nice, guys.]
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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-07-22 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... what a dreary predicament.

I assume knocking on their door produces no results.
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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-07-22 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Can one of yours perform a bit of... covert exploration?

[You know, teleport in, check it out...]
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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-07-22 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I would say a small spider is least likely to be noticed.
sassymaru: (BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE)

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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-07-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
A-ah. That. May be a bit more difficult to hide.
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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-07-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing you have is capable of teleportation?
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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-07-26 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then, maybe the bat would be a ... less intrusive option.
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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-07-27 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... a truly troublesome situation.

I advise the bat, in such a case.
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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-07-28 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And prevent you from finding yourself in a watery grave, as well.
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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-07-29 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Mold?

Houses are capable of... mold?
sassymaru: (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SIR)

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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-08-01 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well that's -- horrifying.

You must fix the issue immediately!
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[personal profile] sassymaru 2018-08-05 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well. In such case, you have my sincere wish of luck.