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[worstfieldtripever]

[Yes hello, did you want an up close view of someone's tonsils? Because that's what you're getting right now, followed by a deep whale of a yawn as the camera pans out to show Peter's face, looking all kinds of out of it.]

What year is it?

[Enjoy a view of his double chins as he opens the calendar app to look and then he gasps a little.]

Ah.

[The implications here are taking a moment to sink in, then he realizes it's been a full on month since he's fed his Pokemon because somehow he's been aSLEEP FOR A MONTH--]

You know that butt clenching feeling when you forget to feed your neopets for like a month? I'm feeling that right now. I'll... be right back.

[HE'S GOTTA GO FEED HIS SPIDER]

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[shiro2hero]

[Just. This face.]



Did you... pass out after the Beedrill stung you...?

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[worstfieldtripever]

[Whoa there buddy, don't get all accusatory here.]

What? No! I'm pretty sure these two things are completely unrelated. I think.

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[shiro2hero]

You think.

[Behold, all the skepticism in the universe.]

[He pushes his hands through his hair. All the exhaustion in the universe right there on his face too.]

Are you okay? At least?

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[worstfieldtripever]

Aside from all the muscles in my body being just slightly atrophied, I'm pretty alright. Definitely won't need sleep for a while, that's for sure.

I take it passing out for a month isn't super common?

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[shiro2hero]

Not a month. No.

A week? That... tends to happen more often than not.

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[worstfieldtripever]

Oh, weird.

[Not the weirdest thing to happen to him, but probably kinda high up there, you feel?]

Weeeell. What'd I miss? Did you find someone else to fret over while I was away? I'd be both jealous and relieved for your sake.

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[shiro2hero]

[Welcome to pokemon land, Peter.]

You missed a contest, a house party... and. Yeah. Someone else went comatose.

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[foolishwren]

... That is the most weirdly specific and yet completely relatable feeling.

_{[SHE HASN'T THOUGHT ABOUT NEOPETS SINCE SHE HAD AN ACCOUNT FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AS A MIDDLE-SCHOOLER UNTIL HER DAD PUT CHILD-LOCKS ON THE INTERNET ACCESS]}

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[paladinlost]

Have no fear. Your spider is certainly clever enough to have eaten its way through your pantry, and possibly the nearest grocery store.

[Cecil is very good at making people feel better.]

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[sociallychallenged]

It's been thirty years since I've heard the word 'Neopets'.

...Wait, no, I take that back. I actually think the site changed hands again a few years back. Still hadn't been updated in decades.

If your pokemon are anything like mine and my partners, they probably were fine while you were gone. They've got a good case of being too smart for their own good.

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[thedifferencebetween]

Obviously you gotta feed'em a months worth of food now, to make up for it.

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[yu_hoo]

I'm not sure what a neopet is, but I assume it's some sort of virtual pet... So yes, I do.

I'm... glad you're back, though?