04 | Video

[icecastlemadonna]

[Today's video focuses on Yuuko sitting at her table, looking slightly overwhelmed.]

So, um...over the past few weeks, my Pokemon have decided to leave me some eggs. Though since I'm technically a breeder, I can't say I didn't see it coming. [Seriously, she still can't wrap her head around the concept of Pokemon eggs. Especially when it's completely unknown how they're even made.]

Now that I've got all these eggs, I thought I'd ask if there's anyone who'd like some. [She makes the 'gear zoom out to reveal several baskets of eggs in front of her, all of which have been neatly labeled.] Right now I'm offering Cleffa, Pachirisu, both varieties of Vulpix, Eevee, Lillipup, Seel, and Duckle--oh.

[As Yuuko moves the 'gear, it's revealed that Biellmann the Swanna is sitting on one of the baskets of eggs. He's the dad of these ones, so apparently he feels it's his job to keep them warm. He is a very proud dad indeed.]

Biellmann, could you get up for a moment? I just want people to see the eggs.

[The Swanna rolls his eyes and puffs out his feathers irritably, but he does as Yuuko asks...for about three seconds, before sitting back down on the basket again. Yuuko just lets out a somewhat defeated laugh.]

Anyway, I'm selling these for only 500 Pokedollars each, so if you want any eggs, just let me know! [Please do, she's too young to be a Pokemon grandma already.]

[OOC: The full list of eggs is here if anyone still wants any!]

Comments

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[partiallysquirrelblood]

Can I get one of the Pachirisu eggs, please?

[Sure, she clearly already has one. Sparks is visibly sitting on her shoulder. However, in her expert opinion can't have too many squirrels.]

If it's okay with the parents.

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[icecastlemadonna]

Sure, I don't think that'll be a problem. [Yuuko's own Pachirisu is more agreeable than Biellmann is, at least.]

So you like Pachirisu, huh? They're pretty cute.

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[partiallysquirrelblood]

It's more like squirrels in general? Genetic mutations are a thing back home, and normally I'm part squirrel. Which gives me squirrel powers and the ability to talk to squirrels.

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[icecastlemadonna]

Squirrel powers, huh? I can see how those would be useful. [Genetic mutations definitely aren't a thing where she's from, but it's still interesting to hear about places where it is.]

That's right, I almost forgot this place takes away things like that from you when you're brought here...

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[plasticasshole]

[The Swanna has Connor charmed the moment he sees him.]

Could I buy a Ducklett and a fire-type Vulpix? As long Biellmann doesn't mind, of course.

[What a good dad.]

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[icecastlemadonna]

Sure thing! I don't think I'll have too much trouble with Biellmann...

[Biellmann lifts his wing to reveal one of the eggs and lets out a loud honk. If anyone's going to buy one of his eggs, they'd better take good care of it. He's got his beady eyes on them.]

[plasticasshole]

[Luckily for Biellmann, Connor is very good to his pokemon.]

I'll take good care of them. I'll even let Biellmann check if he likes, after the Ducklett hatches.

[icecastlemadonna]

Did you hear that, Biellmann? Isn't that nice of him?

[Biellmann stares at the camera for a moment before nodding. Okay, he's convinced.]

Don't mind him. He seems pretty taken with having his own eggs, for some reason...

[plasticasshole]

He's just being a good father.

[Not that Connor knows anything about parents or how they should act, but it seems natural that he would be protective of his eggs.]

Thank you for giving me a chance, Biellmann. I won't let you down.

[icecastlemadonna]

Well, he's got his heart in the right place, at least. [She remembers how she and Takeshi were both happy and nausea-inducing nervous about becoming parents.]

I'll make sure to send the egg out to you as soon as I can! Where are you staying right now?

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[shiro2hero]

Should I congratulate you, or give you condolences?

[Shiro you're not funny.]

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[icecastlemadonna]

I'm not sure...maybe both? [Because that's more or less how she felt back when she found out she was going to have kids.]

I think I can handle it, though. At least, if I can convince Biellmann that there are people who will take good care of his eggs.

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[shiro2hero]

Then, congratulations on the eggs, and I'm sorry if you end up with a pile of pokemon to go with them.

[He'd probably be in the same boat if he had kids... Actual biological kids, not the teens.]

If he's worried about it, think having the trainers' current pokemon talk to him would help?

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[icecastlemadonna]

Thanks, I guess. [If you ever find yourself in that position someday, Shiro, let her know. She's been there.]

That could work...and someone else has offered to let him know about how the egg's doing, so that seems like it'll help too.

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[shiro2hero]

[Yeah that's probably never gonna happen in this universe.]

It sounds like a solid plan. He just being over protective or...?

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[icecastlemadonna]

[Fair enough.]

I'm sure that's part of it...but I think it's mostly because he just doesn't want to give away something that's his.

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[rimeblaze]

Would it be alright if I took one of the Seel eggs?

[He's got a very thoughtful look on his face as he holds his chin.]

I think it would be a good fit for my team.

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[icecastlemadonna]

Of course! Flip was a Seel when I got her, and she was my starter, so she's been a big help to me since I got here. I'd say a Seel would be a good addition.

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[rimeblaze]

[He can't help but smile faintly.]

If the babies are anything like Flip, I'm sure this one is going to be great then. I'll get payment sent over right away.

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[icecastlemadonna]

Flip's always been great. I don't think you'll have to worry about that. [Though Biellmann is the father of those Seel eggs and he's...not quite as easygoing as Flip is.]

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[rimeblaze]

I definitely look forward to it then.

Thank you, Yuuko. And thank Flip and the other parent for me as well.

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[unwantedgirl]

Would it be alright if I asked for two eggs?

[Chise looks a bit hesitant to ask for any at all since she already has a fair amount of Pokemon as it is but...there are two in particular on Yuuko's list that caught her eye.

Perched on her shoulder, Teg the Cutifly let's out a little chirp-huff, fluttering his wings. You better not deny his mom!!]

Teg.. [She reaches up to cup a hand around him, shooting Yuuko an apologetic look.] I'd like to purchase a Cleffa and a Vulpix if I could. Oh, ah, a Kanto variation if I could.

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[icecastlemadonna]

Sure! They're both great Pokemon.

[And of course Yuuko doesn't fail to notice the Cutiefly.] I hope I haven't offended your friend there.

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[unwantedgirl]

Hm? Oh, no, Teg is just..Teg.

[The Cutiefly squeaks then let's out a noise that is distinctly..now Cutiefly like. Almost like he's trying to sound like a dragon?]

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[icecastlemadonna]

Well, either way, it also sounds like he's very brave. [If a Cutiefly wants to sound like a dragon, Yuuko doesn't see a problem with that.]