Hank Anderson (
sociallychallenged) wrote in
victory_road2018-12-12 03:23 pm
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So, I have this little rescue service I started. Occasionally I look through the newspaper or go to Pokecenters and look up missing posters and ads and then sorta try and reunite Pokemon and their trainers or help some lost kid find their way back to the trail. So far I've had pretty good luck. Me and my dogs would go look someone up, see if they had something they could use a scent sample, and we'd get on their trail. Or we could use some basic logic guesswork. 'They went to this place because in bad weather this is where it'd be warm and dry.' Or in one case 'They had really bad fuckin' eyesight and followed the wrong trainer for a week because they were shaped like their trainer.' But there are a few places where I just brought up blanks because it's either been a while or the weather's been so bad in places that the trail's dead.
[And he's apparently got them laid out on a table in that time.] Alright, I'm going to take a picture of these and send with this... post, broadcast, stream... whatever the fuck it is. I'm not good at social media. [Even in fantasy land. Anyway, the broadcast cuts so he can take the picture.]
Buffy the Tentacruel has been gone since Oct. 31st. Possibly was trying to follow our Sharpedo. Sharpedo returned, Buffy did not. Extra large and has a Poffin addiction. Stares unnervingly at strangers. |
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MISSING JIGGLYPUFF. NAME: HAMILTON PUT ME TO SLEEP AND RAN AWAY AND STOLE ALL THE POFFINS FROM NEIGHBORHOOD BAKERY. POSSIBLY IN HIDING BECAUSE OF GUILT. LAST SEEN ON TRAIN LEAVING GOLDENROD. WARNING: IS A THIEF. EARPLUGS ARE SUGGESTED IF ATTEMPTING TO CATCH. |
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[And back to him and what he was saying.] So the Tentacruel has had probable sightings all up and down the Johto coast. The family with the Volcarona moved from Cinnabar Island into Goldenrod last year. So it might have tried to return home when it got disoriented. And the closest I got to the Jigglypuff were a couple of kids that said it put them to sleep on the train just a few days ago.
[And he didn't know what to do about the Fearow because he knows fuck all about bird habits.]
I'm sure it'll be figured out sooner or later. The local police know, the Jennies are good at their jobs and got some real good Growlithe working for 'em, and they've all been reported missing to Pokecenters. Just at the moment they're still out there and I really feel like maybe someone could pick up the trail.

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[On the one hand, it's a big city. Five missing Pokémon aren't that many.
On the other hand, five missing Pokémon are still five too many.]
Wild Spearows live on route 33. If Frank was caught there, he might have gone back to seek comfort from his relatives. And if the Jigglypuff took the train, it might have reached Celadon, Cerulean, Lavender or Vermillion by now.
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But that's a good point. Even if Frank got lost, he could have even found a flock to spend time with. Spearows here don't really migrate, do they?
[And that Jigglypuff, man. He does not even know where to start with a little Pokefelon. Not even the slightest clue.]
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[He hopes so, at least.]
I don't recall any Spearow swarms before, and most species don't really migrate on a regular basis. There are a few other flocks of them throughout the region, but they're much further away. Might as well check the closest one first.
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I'll look into that. I guess there's gotta be some sort of research authority looking into that.
[Not average information for the Pokecenter. Maybe look up some book by one of those crazy tree professors? Who knows.]
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[He really hopes it's not the third option.]
Professor Elm in New Bark and Professor Oak in Pallet would be your best bet, but I'm not sure if they receive visitors without appointments or if their publications are available outside academic circles. Not that those circles appear to be particularly developped.
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Perhaps the bird became disoriented, or unable to fly. They may have difficulty recognizing their surroundings from the ground.
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Combine such unfamiliar territory with potential injury, and it would be small wonder the bird did not return.
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It was a pretty high-level Fearow from what I heard. So even if it's injured, it's probably still trucking along. Someone also suggested that it might have returned to find its original flock. Could just be hanging out with some other birds.
Both are worth checking into.
God what sort of attacks can Fearow even do from the ground? [He doesn't and will never have one. Therefore he does not know.]
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Do you know anything about the Jigglypuff? Like, is it possible the owner just thinks they're hiding because of guilt and not because ...they're off stealing more things?
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[Considering it was on the train, it could even be in Kanto now.]
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And I mean there's also the chance that the owner is actually in on it as well and the pokemon decided to strike out alone and they just want them back.
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The trainer seemed pretty average. Nothing about their clothes read as expensive, but I met them at a Pokecenter and didn't see where she lived. So if she was a thief, she was very small time or hiding it well.
At least on its own the Jigglyperp hasn't pulled any major heists. Only snacks have been reported. My guess is that a lot of people didn't lose enough to report a disturbance, and people falling asleep to their songs isn't that weird.
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[For the next bit, he hesitates for a moment. It's been so long. And he isn't lost per say, but still...]
If... If someone were to be missing a pokemon. What sort of information would you need?
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Usually I find out where it came from and I ask for some items it had a lot of contact with. Its pokeball, things it slept on or played with that might still have their scent. I ask if there were any other people the pokemon was attached to or seemed to like recently. Figure out where it went missing, and then pull out the dogs.
So far I've had more successes than failures. In a few cases I didn't even need to open a Pokeball because they hadn't wandered that far. Just took a few little signs saying to wait here or some of their favorite possessions and they'd just be waiting there when you came back for them.
[He's not actually come across any stolen ones yet.]
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[Armin can't help but sound a little dejected though. Those are all great techniques, but it sounds like they only work with recently missing Pokemon. Not with something like his situation. There is no reason to bring up Ambrose.]
Do you do something similar to this back in your own world?
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[It occurs to him now, sometimes, he has to explain standard police. Which is such an odd thing to get used to.]
Like the Jennies here. Except the crimes aren't as uh... innocent, usually. And our uniforms didn't show as much leg. Before I came here I'd been working with homicide, solving murders. But I did work with missing persons and narcotics before.
Are you missing a Pokemon?
[Hey, he's worked cold cases. He's interested into at least looking into all possible leads.]
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[That's...hmm. On the one hand, Jack likes the guy. On the other, this is a dumb thing to do and also Jack himself is responsible for plenty of lost Pokemon. Stealing Pokemon is also a stupid way to spend his time, but he's paid and it's the easiest way to rise in the ranks of Rocket.]
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Except that one guy. Pretty sure he had to be into meth. Haven't seen him for a while, though.
[He's talking about Rick, and while he didn't approach him everything about the guy screamed 'methhead'. ]
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Oh shit! Ha, yeah, I know what guy you mean. Some real weirdos come through here sometimes.
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I mean, there's nothin' against weird. Within reason. My line is drawn when the weird looks like brushing up against them might require you to get a fuckin' tetanus shot or somethin'.
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It doesn't say where the Jelly Squid was lost.
[This shirtless asshole is wintering in the islands so that he can remain shirtless all winter, so maybe he can help with the Tentacruel?]
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Near Goldenrod. I picked up most of these from newspapers and Pokecenters around here. But that's definitely one that wandered way out of my range.
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And full of staring Jelly Squids.
[Like...this is seriously a needle-in-a-haystack situation. How does one tell a wild Tentacruel from a missing trained one? You can't chuck poffins at them all.
....or can you?]
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[Big jelly squids are hard to tell apart. But chucking Poffins in the ocean might make the Magikarp happy if nothing else.] I'm hoping the sightings point to where it's headed. It's also been seen near Cianwood pretty recently.
Maybe it'd be distracted by a Sharpedo dummy.
[Sharpedo sounds like a bad made for tv movie]
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