[Considering what's been going on so far, it's weird that this isn't, like, Winston switched with Egon or something. It's also weird that he doesn't look like the cartoon versions like the rest of them do...

All this nonsense isn't making any sense, dammit.

But fine, whatever, it's cool. He's still too concerned with his possible death and his eyes seem to increase in size the more Egon talks up this ferry. Aaaaall the way up to "deplete you of all your funds," then his expression simply deflates.]

Cold agonizing death it is.

[Look, he need his titty bar money.]

That's a shit excuse and you know it. I've been to all sorts of natural down-to-earth whatevers and all of 'em managed transportation. At least set up a place for people to chill until the weather warms up, yeesh...