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victory_road2019-02-09 09:41 pm
sassymaru) wrote in victory_road2019-02-09 09:41 pm
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Ah, the influx of posts requiring romantic advice is very telling. There is a holiday coming -- and all of you are woefully unprepared.
[Shadowmaru don't be rude.]
Fear not! For I, the mysterious Shadowmaru~! am here to lend you my assistance! Tell me your woes, and I shall provide.
[Hey, he's seen enough romantic movies, he's seen Seia and McCrane, he's seen Dumpson and Ayako. How hard can that really be? And it's not like any of the other BP units are here to call him out on this...]
[It'll be fine. Surely.]
[Shadowmaru don't be rude.]
Fear not! For I, the mysterious Shadowmaru~! am here to lend you my assistance! Tell me your woes, and I shall provide.
[Hey, he's seen enough romantic movies, he's seen Seia and McCrane, he's seen Dumpson and Ayako. How hard can that really be? And it's not like any of the other BP units are here to call him out on this...]
[It'll be fine. Surely.]
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[You asked for woes!/She may be slightly having fun with this. ...and slightly actually super wants to know if there is inexpensive chocolate.]
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I... would assume if there was a romantic holiday, the following day should have candy.
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Yes...Best day to stock up.
I'm generally not a valentines day sort of person. Outside forced school activities and the like. ....But maybe I'll get my pokemon some treats for the day.
How's the advice business going?
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... it's fine. Thank you.
[It is not fine.]
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[Beat.]
....or I'm overthinking it and it's just best to take advantages of sales. Possibly that one.
Really? That's great!
[She is, legit enthusiastic about this. She's been happier since January and also just support your friends!]
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You sound rather upbeat today.
[This is not a bad thing! Just an observation.]
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I am! Oh, I forgot to tell you. Last month was...my birthday! I'm a year older now!
[Just a giant grin. She is so happy to be a year older you don't even.]
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[He actually squawks that.]
And you didn't inform anyone!?
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I knew I was going to make a post about something. I guess I just got excited and ...forgot.
And I didn't think many people would be interested. Just you and....actually I live with Jane at the moment so there's the two.
[Alex needs to make more friends.]
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... two? You're quite serious?
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And uh...yeah? I was mostly travelling around last year and some of the people I was getting to know well, ended up going back home....
So two people who would probably care about my birthday. ....unless I'm underselling myself. My friend from home, Ren used to tell me I did that a lot.
[Then again that was Ren.]
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Yeah, uh, you can't go spouting this kinda crap without listing a few credentials.
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Having a bit of a crisis yourself, are you?
[Because clearly why else would someone respond???]
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[The only crisis he has is still being here. Now if only someone had a helpful video on how to deal with that.]
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A ninja does not so easily give out his secrets.
[... because his secrets are Rom-Coms on Pokemon Hallmark Channel.]
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You're welcome to try.
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[That was a very Woolf-worthy bombastic announcement, though. 10/10.]
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