[Age does not excuse him from his fashion sins. ...But at least he wised up sooner than Dandy realized. Good for you, Jack.]

IIiiiii really didn't want to think about them scoring right now, but I guess that's a plus.

[And they were being so cute, too... Now he can't get the image out of his head. Great, wonderful.]

I don't know about you, but eggs sound like a real pain in the ass anyway. You can't eat 'em, they don't do anything for ya, you gotta...wait. What's the point?

[Oh, if only he knew...]