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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] victory_road 2019-04-27 11:46 pm (UTC)

[This is not Jack's idea of a fun time. Not by far.

And of course his Meowth are all off on their own pillaging ventures, none around to surprise and trip up the stupid alien turtle. Why are his Pokemon mostly useless? What the hell is wrong with Havoc? He's a snarling, frothing nightmare beast! He looks like a dragon dog on steroids. But noooo, he's just idly getting to his feet with a yawn, like this is no big girl.]


Ya know it's one of yer girlfriend's shinies they took!

[Maybe that'll rouse him into action!

It does not. Havoc continues his leisurely rising and appraisal of the situation. But Jack keeps up his pursuit, making no attempt to apologize to anyone he shoves out of the way.]


I'm gonna draw swears on your shell when I catch you, you little shit! In permanent marker!

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