5. Video

[starry_forehead]

[Hey it's the not so social mystery twin and...um. Well he looks ....really sad.]

Hey, it's Dipper. I know Mabel has a lot of friends here so I thought I should make a post. ...If you don't know already. Mabel's...Mabel's gone.

Again.

....I've got one of her pokemon with me and I tried for like hours to get her on the gear so I think she's really gone.

[There's a Minior floating around Dipper, next to his normal Phantump.]

I don't really know anything more then that. I really wish this place-....

-anyway, If you need me, I'm probably going to be ...I don't know I'll think of something. Maybe I wrote off going off by myself to explore, too quickly....

Um...yeah. That's all.

[And he'll shut the gear off. Feel free to reply, he's just....not good at this.]

Comments

[starry_forehead]

Well human babies usually just cry and sleep. Like really simple being alive things.

So I still don't think it counts that much.

[How many times has this argument been made? Many times and probably more in the future.]

It's not like the pokemon here. They're pretty good once they hatch.

[fuelthefire]

I think they eat and poop, too.

[And with that, we have exhausted Krieg's repository of knowledge re: babies.]

I'm glad monster babies are tougher. I don't have to worry about breaking them.

[Oh yeah, he also knows human babies are f r a g i l e as heck. Now that knowledge well has run dry.]

[starry_forehead]

That's pretty much it.

[Basic functions.]

Oh right, I know. Can you imagine how few people would have many pokemon from eggs if they were all as helpless as human babies when they hatched?

[fuelthefire]

Pfff! I wouldn't have any!

[...Honestly, he'd probably do just fine, but he's not actually aware of this.]

...I'd just have the ones my friends left.

[Also not true, he only has four egg babies. But it feels like more.]

[starry_forehead]

Me either. It would just be wild pokemon who are grown up already.

That would be way too much responsibility.

[Dipper has quite a few egg babies by now. One of them treats him like her kid. He will now take this a lot better.]