Text; - Backdated a few days so it is closer to the end of the fourth wall.

[schachmeister]

I know I can't have been the only one who ended up as a pokemon during the weekend. Which was a really unique experience, don't get me wrong. I certainly feel like I've gotten a better understanding of what it is like to be a pokemon, but.

Well.

Has anyone else been dealing with any... unusual urges since then?

[Armin just had a passing urge to beat up a small child for a french fry. Please tell him he is not the only one dealing with this.]

Comments

[adandyinspace]

uh huh
no ones panicking
or having any kind of ~crisis~
or ripping up their shit and can't get themselves to stop

okay

[schachmeister]

Those seem like oddly specific denials. I mean, I never even mentioned ripping up things.

[adandyinspace]

[...shit]

THAT would be because all animals live with the insatiable urge to rip up everything they see
it's a known fact, an unquestionable part of nature
which is exactly why you didn't have to say anything

[schachmeister]

I'm pretty sure that is not true. I never felt the urge to rip up anything while I was a Wingull. And aren't there some animals that are particularly known for being destructive? If that was true for any animal, then something like that wouldn't be noteworthy.

[adandyinspace]

NO?! SHUT UP!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL A WINGULL IS FOR ALL I KNOW ITS MADE OUT OF KNIVES OR SOMETHING

[schachmeister]

[Please enjoy being linked to whatever the wikipedia equivalent of VR is. Is it Bulbapedia? We just don't know. Either way, Dandy is going to get the link to Wingull's entry. Armin may or may not have linked him to the simplified version of the page on purpose. You can't prove anything. He pleads the fifth.]

You turned into a Deino, didn't you?

[adandyinspace]

[Ah, of course...a wingull... Well that certainly looks like something that could at least hide a knife somewhere. Huh, did these pages get easier to read or something-]

absolutely, best years of my life
not sure what that has to do with your uncontrollable bird rage, some of us can actually handle our inner beasts