lyingheart: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=7412224 (unimpressed | the things that i imagine)
Annie Leonhart ([personal profile] lyingheart) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2019-06-15 08:49 pm

video | dating show attempt #1: naked attraction

[ The video opens from an angle, filming what looks like a film crew and a man wearing a very large cravat talking with Annie. Both faces can be seen from the side. ]

So get this, [ he says, lifting his hands. ] you start out by seeing everyone's bare feet—

[ Annie stares at him, unblinking. The man's smile fixes in place, and he continues on. ]

Then you see their bare legs—

[ Annie continues staring without blinking. Determined, the man goes on. ]

Then you see bare everything from the legs up, and then their faces—

[ Annie stares, her eyes narrowing. ]

Before at last you step out, naked, and—

[ She holds up a hand, cutting him off. ]

When they said this was going to be a dating show, I didn't realise they really meant pornography. A young woman like me might take offense.

[ The man waves his hands, shaking his head. ]

No, no, no! It's not pornography, it's art! There's no touching invol—

[ His voice is cut off as Annie moves forward, her quick throw of the man landing him on his back on the ground with Annie placing one knee on the middle of his chest. His arms are held overhead. He's breathless, wheezing a little, eyes wide from what whites can be seen by the camera, which floats closer. ]

To hell with art. Contact me when you have a real proposal.

[ She pushes up to her feet, dusting herself off with a look of irritation still on her face. Her eyes flit to the camera, then to the one holding it. ]

Turn it off, Fritz. Now.
shiro2hero: (thank god they have coffee)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
... Coffee, actually.

Or tea. Caffeine is a universal constant that's actually not a half bad surprise.
shiro2hero: (HAHA dad jokes are great)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-20 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
We got lucky. The castle was already well-stocked when we got there.

[Way luckier than they got with the space goo.]
shiro2hero: (shit i can't believe that worked)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-21 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry! I... forget where I've mentioned these things sometimes.

The Castle was our ship while we were out in space.
shiro2hero: (disappointed dad eyebrows)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-22 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, it had both.

But caffeine is much more my speed than alcohol.
shiro2hero: (disappointed dad eyebrows)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-23 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
It had everything we really needed. The place I come from... people keep their voyages well stocked like that.

... What do you mean?
shiro2hero: (oops accidentally charming)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.




That's.

Very kind of you.
shiro2hero: (time for the charm bomb to explode)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-23 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[That's a good look on her. In a not weird way.]

I'll keep it in mind.
shiro2hero: (incoming dad jokes hold on)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-23 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I... I really can't complain. Can I?

[Not with his team mostly here, with how peaceful this world is, with having Matt here...]

You?
shiro2hero: (which selfie filter do i use)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-23 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he's a living example of knowing worse places to live in. Isn't he.]

Yeah. I really can't argue against that. We all got lucky here, didn't we?

[If he picks up on her double-meaning, he's not commenting on it right now.]

No, I don't think I have. Some things have happened recently, and had me sticking pretty close to home.
shiro2hero: (im so proud of u nerd)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-24 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Matt's never really been much for fighting, since I've known him. I don't think he does a lot of battling.

[There's a beat, and he shoots her a lopsided sort of smile.]

But hey, I wouldn't say no to seeing how you handle your team.
shiro2hero: ([sappy song lyrics here])

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-24 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her admittance earns a grin. Something broad and easy. If it's hard for her to say, it's easy for him.]

Well then. Once we get things sorted out here, I'll let you know.
shiro2hero: (my smile is so SHINE-Y)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2019-06-25 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you too, Annie.

Take care. Especially with camera crews in the future.