Lady Tina of Blowupyourfacehime has endured trail and tribulation time and time again. Her brave army of Vault Hunters and assorted non-Vault Hunters rose up to the challenge though!
Our home under attack by half man half plant butt faces spewing their gross deadly fart gas all over the city! And they wanted to spread it across the whole flippin' world!!!!
But NO! The time for sorrow and smell is not now! It was us or him and we chose us! So through sacrifice and explosions MOST amazing we blasted into the depths of a haunted, cursed cave of doom and mines of horror where the armies of a Capitalist army had lost their minds and hearts and souls and junk!
Fighting life and limb, saving my Mordi Mama, the Vault Hunters did everything they could to save the planet but in the end it all came down to big Mama Lady Lilith and her big boom Siren SMACKDOOOOOWN blowing up our home and everything we had fought to protect just to save the rest of the world. The Ultimate sacrifice...BECAUSE I WANTED TO BLOW IT UP INSTEAD!
Anyway we were gonna head off to space next but now I'm here and Imma have to blow up something REALLY impressive to make up for all this smack talk.
spoilers for Borderlands 2 DLC
[She's putting on a fancy voice now.]
Lady Tina of Blowupyourfacehime has endured trail and tribulation time and time again. Her brave army of Vault Hunters and assorted non-Vault Hunters rose up to the challenge though!
Our home under attack by half man half plant butt faces spewing their gross deadly fart gas all over the city! And they wanted to spread it across the whole flippin' world!!!!
But NO! The time for sorrow and smell is not now! It was us or him and we chose us! So through sacrifice and explosions MOST amazing we blasted into the depths of a haunted, cursed cave of doom and mines of horror where the armies of a Capitalist army had lost their minds and hearts and souls and junk!
Fighting life and limb, saving my Mordi Mama, the Vault Hunters did everything they could to save the planet but in the end it all came down to big Mama Lady Lilith and her big boom Siren SMACKDOOOOOWN blowing up our home and everything we had fought to protect just to save the rest of the world. The Ultimate sacrifice...BECAUSE I WANTED TO BLOW IT UP INSTEAD!
Anyway we were gonna head off to space next but now I'm here and Imma have to blow up something REALLY impressive to make up for all this smack talk.
So who's Mediocre now lady?!