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[bittybunkermaster]

[For those who have visited the Cherrygrove Spa these mud baths probably are familiar. Whoever turned on the camera moves too quickly to see and dives into the mud pool vanishing from sight completely.

Ten seconds.

Twenty.

Whoever's in there must be able to hold their breath for a long while because a Buneary with an Egg comes walking over sniffing and calling out for their trainer who is supposed to be here where did she go?

Then suddenly exploding from the mud the trainer screeches scaring the Buneary so badly they throw the egg up in fright and scramble away crashing into the table the camera was set up on knocking it to the ground. The egg splats into the mud safely and starts to sink while the mud covered teen cackles wickedly.]

Ya gotta step up your GAME snugglebuns if you wanna be a champ! A little jump scare should be NOTHING! Wait where'd you go?

[Looking around she shrugs and reaches out of the mud to set the camera back upright before holding aloft a muddy egg.]

Hola amigos, mi nombre es Tiny Tina! And I just got this egg so like...how do I make a baby come out of it faster?

Like I don't wanna cook it and Snugglebuns seems to think cracking it open early is a bad idea sooooo what do?

Comments

[video]

[paladinlost]

[My, what an innocent display of childish fun and certainly the beginning of a Buneary's future trauma!]

Hello, Tina! Most species only need warmth, company and regular walks to hatch, usually within a week. If that's not fast enough for you, you could borrow a Pokémon with the Flame Body ability; their mere presence near an egg cuts its incubation time by half.

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[bittybunkermaster]

Hmmm a flaming body you say?

Mayhaps you could loan me such a fearsome beastie boo mayhaps?

I don't know how to update your mission objectives but consider it assigned!

[video]

[paladinlost]

As a matter of fact, I could. Ceo could fly to Cherrygrove with no trouble, and keep you company until it hatches... Do you happen to know which species you are expecting? And are you afraid of bugs?

Re: [video]

[bittybunkermaster]

It's a fire fox! I think the lady called it a Vulpix or whatever but Imma call it something cooler once I figure that out. I am baller with names ain't that right snugglebuns?

[Buneary just kind of shrugs.]

Yeah you know I'm right.

And what kind of badass would I be if I was scared of a few giant man eating bugs that wanted to inject me with poison to liquify my organs so they can drink me like a milkshake?

[video]

[paladinlost]

A Vulpix? How lucky! They're delightful companions, and very strong in battle to boot. I've no doubt you'll choose a worthy name for it.

[His delight at the thought of another Vulpix gracing this world is marred by the mental image that follows. One more world out there with monster bugs, then. Such is life.]

...Luckily for you, even the local poisonous bugs care not for human flesh, and Ceo is not among their numbers in the first place. Your bravery will not not be tested, nor will your organs be liquified.

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[fuelthefire]

[OOooooooh butts, is today his birthday? No, wait, that's next month, he'd decided. So this is like an early birthday present!

'Sup Tina, it's ya boi, his face pressed obnoxiously close to the camera on his 'Gear.]

You gotta put it in your bag and take it for a walk, Shortcake!

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[bittybunkermaster]

VAULT HUNTER!

[ HAPPY FRICKIN BIRTHDAY]

Pffft, walk? Like some meaty vault hunter with calves like diamonds and a booty that won't quit? Yeah alright I GUESS!

But they better be happy that I walked them into living and stuff!

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[fuelthefire]

[THANKS HE LOVES IT!!!]

[Does Krieg have a booty that won't quit? Or is she talking about Axton? Or...Maya? It's a booty mystery. EITHER WAY he's laughing his ass off, throwing his head back and putting his whole body into it.]

MnahahahahAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Once he finally runs out of breath he doubles back over to get his face up nice and cozy with the 'Gear again.]

You won't know until you tryyyyy iiitttt!

Where're you at, Shortcake?

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[bittybunkermaster]

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[She thought it was a scary laughing contest.]

They threw me out of the spa so I'm walkin' around this Cherrygrove place. Probably gonna get some food from someone. HEY YOU! TELL ME WHERE TO FIND SOME CRUMPETS!

[The poor citizen she just screamed out cries out in fear and runs away.]

Eh...I'll figure it out.

[toxicodendron_isley]

Not throwing it is usually recommended, but they're actually pretty hardy so I think you'll be fine.

[bittybunkermaster]

Fiiiiine I won't pitch the egg baby! But it better be the most baddest ass of badasses!

How many have you hatched?

[toxicodendron_isley]

Many. Don't worry, it's not hard. Once you've done one the rest will be second nature.

[bittybunkermaster]

uh huh! Uh huh OK but I should warn you, I've never actually had a pet before that survived more then a month.

[Somewhere in the background Buneary makes a scared squeak]

I mean it's mostly because Pandora is the most crazy deadly murderplanet EVA but this place seems a lot nicer and more colorful and like...did you know there's grass that feels really good to walk on barefoot and not just stabby pokey grass with stickers in it?

Video

[lifebloomsanew]

Oh my goodness!

[The screen is filled with predominantly Rose's laughing face.]

Those kinds of eggs aren't for eating! If you keep it with you, a Pokemon will hatch when it's ready.

Re: Video

[bittybunkermaster]

And then out comes the fire fox and my reign of terror can begin anew!!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

....ha.

Video

[lifebloomsanew]

Reign of terror, hmmm?

And what would that entail?

Re: Video

[bittybunkermaster]

Well probably fire and explosions to start I mean Obvs! It's not a party without some high grade munitions am I rite? IknowI'mrite!

I mean I gotta start from scratch because I don't have any of my gear from back home and this place has like...no guns? Pffft I mean come on it doesn't even sound real does it? No guns? What kind of crazy is that?

Video

[notyourgoddess]

....Tina?

[Oh wow, there is no way she could mistake you for anyone else but. ...this world got a lot more interesting.]

How long have you been here?

[bittybunkermaster]

How long has anyone been anywhere? Or anything? Or anyone?

But yeah like a couple days. What about you? Like we just barely got started on our spaceships and now we're both here! Who's keeping Sal from drinking all the rocket fuel?

[notyourgoddess]

So, the thing is, when we're here time stops back on our world. I've been here for almost seven months now. And Krieg's been here for about three years.

Gaige was here for a while too but she got sent back recently.

[bittybunkermaster]

WH-WH-WHAAAAAAAA?!

Wait...wait...hold up...back it up...drop it down and shake it....

You mean...

...what does that mean?

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[shiro2hero]

[This is not the sort of thing you expect to see. Someone exploding out of the mud like that. Maybe it'd be less startling if Blue the Gallade hadn't been the one watching, and hadn't shrieked in surprise.]

[Which makes Shiro yell too.]

What --!? What happened!?

Re: video;

[bittybunkermaster]

INSTANT REPLAY!

[Somehow she plays the video over again for Shiro.]

AND NOW SLOW MO!

[Wait...how is she editing this video on the fly? This time there are little stickers popping up pointing at Tina bursting out of the water that say "Awesome" and one pointing at Buneary that says "Wrecked."]

And now we fast forward!

[This one blurs by so fast you can barely see it.]

Now are you caught up?! No? Too bad!

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[shiro2hero]

[Did that really just happen. Did... he really see all of that? He wasn't hallucinating? It feels like he was hallucinating.]

[Blue, however, looks totally impressed. Or, at least, as impressed as a Gallade can look.]

... Okay then. Nice to meet you?

Re: video;

[bittybunkermaster]

You GODDAMN Right it's nice to meet me! I'm Tiny Tina foo! Everyone should have a demolitionist in their lives and you just got the best one in the bizniz!