Hank Anderson (
sociallychallenged) wrote in
victory_road2019-07-08 11:33 pm
Entry tags:
009 - Log
Who: Hank Anderson | Shadowmaru | Handsome Jack
guest starring: Rocket NPC
Where: Goldenrod
When: July 10th
Summary: Shadowmaru comes to help Hank film his safety awareness show and things go a little wrong for him, then they make a little discovery.
Rating: PG for violence and R for language
A long time ago, when Hank was younger and more optimistic, he did things like run D.A.R.E. programs for schools. He'd get up in front of groups of students and watch 80% of them ignore him, 40% of them be happy they weren't having to do class work, and a good 10% of them that you could tell got their poor asses kicked by bullies on a semi-regular basis give him admiring eyes no matter what it was he was saying.
(Yes, the distribution of that math is strange, as some of those groups overlapped significantly).
This is a happy cheerful world, and Hank knows generally that the introduction of bad ideas to it would bring very unwanted vibes. In a whole society where sending your kid outside to confront the world is important he has to figure out the nicest possible way to tell kids how to be careful when they go head out into the world and tell them how to safely search for lost pokemon.
He's hoping the cause will help out Shadowmaru, too, since that uncertain expression is one of the saddest he's seen on a cop's face. A flamboyant robot ninja wolf tank with purple hair, but still a cop. He's gotta try to help him out however he can, 'cause that lost feeling is the fuckin' worst. He knows it all too well.
Hank waits for Shadowmaru outside of a food cart he likes, finishing off the last of a burger. He hands off fries to three drooling, intently staring dog pokemon as he hangs out.
guest starring: Rocket NPC
Where: Goldenrod
When: July 10th
Summary: Shadowmaru comes to help Hank film his safety awareness show and things go a little wrong for him, then they make a little discovery.
Rating: PG for violence and R for language
(Yes, the distribution of that math is strange, as some of those groups overlapped significantly).
This is a happy cheerful world, and Hank knows generally that the introduction of bad ideas to it would bring very unwanted vibes. In a whole society where sending your kid outside to confront the world is important he has to figure out the nicest possible way to tell kids how to be careful when they go head out into the world and tell them how to safely search for lost pokemon.
He's hoping the cause will help out Shadowmaru, too, since that uncertain expression is one of the saddest he's seen on a cop's face. A flamboyant robot ninja wolf tank with purple hair, but still a cop. He's gotta try to help him out however he can, 'cause that lost feeling is the fuckin' worst. He knows it all too well.
Hank waits for Shadowmaru outside of a food cart he likes, finishing off the last of a burger. He hands off fries to three drooling, intently staring dog pokemon as he hangs out.

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Is Shadowmaru's mildly irritated voice, drifting from down the street. He's heading for the older man's direction, having animated conversation with his Yamask, drifting beside him. His Frogadier hops at his side, with his Rockruff on the other. Not the dog pack hounding Hank -- no pun intended -- but hey, it's a start.
It's the Rockruff who spots the others first. Barking and trotting forward in greeting. Hello dog friends!! Hello! She is here and she brought her weird purple trainer!
Shadowmaru's expression is quick to perk up once he sees who's just down the block. Lifting his hand in greeting. After, you know, an aside to his Yamask: "I told you I wasn't lost."
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The little dog is getting the benefit of receiving one of the dispensed fries.
"Figured it'd be a good time to fuel up before we walked around the city. I've been taking notes on how to do this fuckin' thing- one thing. Can't swear during it."
He's guessing there's going to be some reshoots necessary, plus editting, because every time he's had to be filmed he's needed censoring.
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He says it with a little bow. A flourish. And a broad smile which... flickers awkwardly as the older man talks like -- well, like Hank usually talks. Somewhere along the line, Shadowmaru forgot about that.
Yamask drifts closer to the dogs, studying them with its mask. Hello...? Friends?
"I appreciate your forewarning, however, I don't see cursing as an issue for me."
He means that in the best way, he really does.
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Hunter the Houndoom follows the Yamask around, sniffing. Tubbs generally wags his pom of a tail, which is big enough that it could knock a man over as a fluffy battering ram. Hank's dogs are mostly friendly, for being large and intimidating and that Houndoom having a face set to permascowl.
Hank throws away the containers, including the now empty fry container, rubs his hands, and starts walking.
"So I was thinking we might end up going by the Pokecenter and asking some questions about how you need to treat and approach injured Pokemon that aren't yours. And uh... probably talk to the Jennies about what to do if yours go missing..." he says as he's walking, thinking hard on it, and open to ideas.
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That wasn't really a thing in the limited worldview of Shadowmaru. Partly because of Japan and partly because of the fact he spent his early days locked up in a warehouse with only one other robot for company. But that's hardly important.
He thinks, anyway.
He falls into step with Hank easily enough. Trusting Yamask to wrangle his Rockruff if the puppy doesn't end up following along with them. A glance, before Shadowmaru makes an attempt to copy his companion's stance as they walk. To blend in more effectively, he figures.
"Ah... if it isn't much trouble, perhaps discussing anything with the law may be more your jurisdiction than mine. They may remember me unfavorably... I was less than subtle with them when last we spoke."
He totally got sassy up in their faces, he means.
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Hank has a sort of ambling stride. That walk that says, "He'll get there eventually but he's not going to kill himself rushing unless he has to." It's good in this case, too, because he's taking notes and not fully watching where he's going. Plenty of warning time before he bumps into someone or something.
Hank might not notice Shadowmaru watching his stride, but Tubbs is behind them watching their feet and sniffing their ankles in mild confusion. Luann the Lycanroc trots near the Rockruff babe protectively, high stepping as she goes, feet making little sandstone scratch noises on the pavement.
"Did you ever have to interact with children? Even to just show off?"
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It sounds like a noble effort, in his mind. That would mean less people were in trouble. Less trials of youth, less issues growing up. Really, for all his smoke and mirrors dialogue, he really does hope the work went well. From one officer to another, after all.
Well that makes two amblers. If that makes any sense. His Rockruff hops around the older rock dog, barking and trying to pounce on Tubbs, occasionally. Frogadier makes shushing motions -- to no avail.
"Of course. The boss of the Brave Police was one, in fact."
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"Wait... your chief was a kid?" A record scratch. "You mean the AI had a young personality or was there a flesh and blood child in law enforcement?"
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That's not going to stop a puppy, Tubbs. Rockruff is doing its level best to lick the other dog's ears. Excitedly.
Shadowmaru seems ... a bit confused by the questions. Has he not mentioned it before? No, he hasn't. Because he doesn't talk about himself.
"Tomonaga Yuuta is not an AI like us, no. He is... eight, I believe. Attending elementary school." His head tilts. "Is that so strange?"
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Tubbs' ears are strange for an Arcanine. They flop rather than stick straight out. Probably his main exceptional trait. That makes them extra good to lick, and he leaves his head down for the attention.
But, that's beside the point he supposes. Hell of a culture difference in a Japan where the police use giant wolf police robot ninjas.
"How many robots are there? I know there were two but you've only mentioned one other one." And he can't remember the other's name, just that there were unfortunate attachments associated with water pokemon.
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Rockruff is super excited to have access to those floppy ears. Nipping playfully at them, licking if it makes contact. Play! Play! The only things he has to play with at the house are the Growlithe and Frogadier.
"Now?" He pauses in thought, tapping his lip. "Eight, counting myself. Deckerd was the first to be brought online. I was the ... " He almost says sixth. Which would be private information. "The fifth."
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Either way, he chooses to talk and ask around it.
"Back when I was in narcotics I had a unit of guys. I really liked 'em. We worked great together. Then I got bumped over to homicide. They stayed behind, one of 'em got promoted and took my spot. Still miss 'em sometimes, though.
"I guess you must feel the same, huh? I gotta imagine a bunch of big robots would work together even better than a bunch of humans, what with our fucked over meat-people hang-ups and all."
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Mostly because, well. The Brave Police didn't have that option. They were their own division. For better or for worse. No matter who could or couldn't combine. Yuuta would have felt his loss, for sure, but the others...?
Well. Maybe Gunmax.
"They do. There is always some friction when a new model arrives. But they make do. Someone always relents, in the end."
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"Seemed like it was easier for the androids to get along once they could think for themselves, too."
Meanwhile, behind them, he hears the sound of a soft 'clink'. And when he turns he sees Tubbs doing his level best to pick the Rockruff up in his mouth like a puppy. His big maw is huge around it.
"...Tubbs, the fuck are you doing?"
Tubbs looks up like he's been caught.
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"Such as the one here, with you?"
Shadowmaru turns, too, his eyes widening briefly before he realizes how happy his Rockruff looks during this. The pup's tail is wagging, tongue lolling out. The very picture of a happy puppy dangling in the big Arcanine's mouth.
"... He seems all right with the situation."
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"Yeah, I uh... wish he'd had more time to try being an android. But, you know..." There's a whole can of worms he doesn't want to open there at the moment. A heavy, heavy conversation he's already stumbled around.
He looks at the poor pup being carried by Tubbs.
"He drools." He doesn't so much warn Shadowmaru so much as his poor baby. But, you know. If he's fine with it. And he's probably enjoying behind held up high by an Arcanine.
"Okay so I think I got a good area up here. Had a view of the beach? We end up losing a lotta water Pokemon out there. Might be able to film somethin' there when we get around to it. Wanna take a look?" He pats his friend's shoulder.
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For once, it's not Shadowmaru trying to deflect or mislead for his own comfort's sake. He's genuinely confused by the sentiment. Wasn't that what an AI would want? To be seen as alive? To be seen as close to human? Respected?
Kagerou had wanted that.
Rockruff looks back at Hank. Barks once, and wiggles all over. Clearly all right with this. Look! The whole world is below it now!
"By all means. As much as I am discomforted by the creatures, it is hardly the fault of the water pokemon. We must endeavor to do right by them, as well!"
So that's a yes.
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He continues to stumble awkwardly over the sentiment. He's always thrown by Connor's android knack for filling his life with more missions with each gym, no matter how human his brain and body are inclined to be. Maybe Shadowmaru gets it more than he does.
"Alright, so...." he trails off, rubbing his hands together. "I know a girl in the Sauvi Islands- Korra, right? Do you know her? Maybe I could hit her up for some extra advice with this." He starts in that direction. "I got a shit eye for good filming terrain, what would make a good backdrop?"
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Wouldn't it have been nice, if Kagerou had that same chance? How long had it been now, since they last spoke? Was it years? What would he have become in that time? Would they still have been partners? Friends? Would... Shadowmaru have been able to combine, with him?
"It makes quite a bit of sense, to be honest. Perhaps one day that will happen for him."
But on to better things. Or, at least, easier ones. He shakes his head slightly, pushing a hand through his hair. "I have only briefly met her. We haven't spoken in quite some time, however..." A pause. "Not too much of the sea. Mostly sand, with some rock structure."
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"Alright, okay, soooo sand sand sand..." Says the man walking onto sand, turning every which way trying to find a good place.
Wait, there's a nice place that overlooks the ocean. He went there on a date. He points off in that direction, towards a nice low cliff. Not really dangerous, just inconveniently high. "We could put that behind us?"
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"Indeed. Astonishing, how sand seems to be so prevalent on the shore."
It's a joke. He's trying to be funny. As he turns, regarding the cliff in question, thoughtfully.
"I believe that could work, yes. You have a good eye after all."
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Goldenrod, despite everything that's happened and how pretty basic Jack finds the place, is still mostly his base of operations. The Rocket base is here, one of his houses is here, people know to find him here...it just works.
It also means he has to be extra careful with his Rocket activities. He's currently sitting on a bench with a newspaper open, giant sunglasses, baseball cap and a very realistic fake beard covering the tell tell signs of his mask and mismatched eyes. There's a red haired young woman sitting beside him, wearing equally giant sunglasses and a fashionable scarf draped over her head that just so happens to be pinned in a way as to hide her face. Nothing suspicious here...
The easiest way not to get caught, Jack has found, is just to have his personal grunts to the actual work. And as soon as he noticed that shithead Hank heading by the day's declared territory, he knew they were gonna hit him. He wanted to stab Jack in the back? Okay, fine. But he's not getting away with that. He sent Claude to make the hit, Benni right on hand for backup if he needed it. Sure, it's one on two but Claude's packing and it's an old dude and some little fashion icon, how much of a threat are they really gonna be?
He can see what's going down from where he's sitting, though he's not close enough to be noticed. Far enough away to get the hell out of there if he needs to. Benni's on hand to help with that, too.
As Hank and Shadowmaru contemplate the cliff, a white clad figure in a domino mask springs out behind them.
"Today is your unlucky day, Trainers! Prepare to surrender your Pokemon!"
SO I MANAGED TO FORGET IT WAS MY TURN. Let me know if I need to change dates again.
But he probably shouldn't have, considering he just sent a rocket after him. Not that Hank knows this.
Tubbs freezes with the little Rockruff still in his mouth, making a questioning arc noise around it, muffled by what he's holding. Luann the Lycanroc growls and jumps between the Rocket and her owner, looking particularly stony.
Tubbs looks for somewhere to put the Rockruff, in the meantime. It ends up shoved at Shadowmaru, drool and all.
"God fucking dammit I was having a decent day," Hank complains, but puts himself between the Rocket and said fashion icon, actually reaching to try and get him behind him. Hank was kind of used to being a damage sponge as a cop. Big guys are good for that.
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His Frogadier, however, bubbles indignantly, and hops forward too, trying to look as tough as Luann does. He's the strongest one of Shadowmaru's bunch. He'll help!
"What on earth?" Is about the only thing the BP unit can think to say, for the moment, before things start to tick in his head. Hadn't Armin warned of pokemon being stolen? And hadn't the teen's own pokemon been taken in such a manner? That's all it takes for him to duck below the older man's arm.
He hasn't had a chance to do any sort of physical work in some time. But the combat stance is second nature to him. He was a ninja after all.
"You must be gravely mistaken."
Re: no worries!
"Idiot, the grandstanding wastes time and loses you the element of surprise, you don't jump out and start talking, you jump out and attack! Alright Benni, be ready to get out of here quick. I don't like how this is looking all of a sudden."
Claude is still holding an aggressive and stylish pose. Yeah, the dude was clearly more into looking like a good Rocket than actually doing his job. Which hey, fine, it gives Jack a chance to dish out some discipline and remind the rest of the team that he's an important guy around here with power over them. But Claude has some Pokemon Jack doesn't want to lose...
Oh well. Something else to punish Claude for, when this is all over. He's sure there will be punishment, Claude is still villain monologing.
"I've made no mistake! Yours was paying so little attention I could get the drop on you! Prepare to be pummeled in the name of Rocket!"
Finally the Rocket goes for one of the Pokeballs at his hip.
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"I got this one," he tells Shadowmaru, and he throws it with the force of a pitcher right at Claude's face. Right into his nose. He follows up by running directly at them. Not by releasing a pokemon, but by just mauling the Rocket directly.
Luann makes a confused "Roc???" as her owner barrels by her, thundering like an angry mama bear at the nearest Rocket, and roaring in kind with indiscernibly angry words.
Tubbs makes a similar sort of Arc. He's not used to battles going down like this. Normally it's supposed to be him. So Tubbs runs forward to help guard the lower-powered ones that are out.
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... Look, he doesn't want to get his trainer and the other guy arrested, okay? He's seen what happens when humans brawl.
And, honestly, it's only Shadowmaru's programmed reflexes that keep him from falling over his feet as his companion just straight up starts swinging at the other human. His feet skip a few steps in the sand, circling the confrontation. Looking for an opening... to kick out behind the Rocket, knocking his feet out from under him.
If that's not enough, there's a handful of sand flung toward the unfortunate Rocket's eyes.