This may come as something of a shock, but I don't really want to fucking talk about Jane right now. In fact, fuck Jane. You want me invest my time and energy into a lost duplicate of someone who doesn't know me any more just so I can make it infinitely harder when I bail on her at the first opportunity? You can tell her I said that, by the way. That's how little I care about her.
Besides, what's the alternative? I play nice, take advantage of her kindness, and then reveal myself by accident? Surprise, I'm not your friend.
No. I make it a personal policy not to lie to people's faces, John. Or behind their backs, for that matter.
So your request? Noted. All the fucked up duties go to me. That was in the fine print already, but I don't mind having it writ large. Good call, really. Fucked up shit is part and parcel of dealing with someone like me.
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Besides, what's the alternative? I play nice, take advantage of her kindness, and then reveal myself by accident? Surprise, I'm not your friend.
No. I make it a personal policy not to lie to people's faces, John. Or behind their backs, for that matter.
So your request? Noted. All the fucked up duties go to me. That was in the fine print already, but I don't mind having it writ large. Good call, really. Fucked up shit is part and parcel of dealing with someone like me.