[2nd Boom] [Video] [Backdated to August 1st when Krieg and Maya woke up]

[bittybunkermaster]

[Tina's face appears in front of the camera and she looks slightly more roughed up then usual...and also seething with anger.]

I am only gonna ask this once...and someone BETTER have an answer for me because those Nurse ladies are even LESS HELPFUL THEN CLAPTRAP!

[When she shouts that she's pointing the camera over her shoulder at the Pokemon Center in Violet City. There are some Chansey and a Nurse Joy looking miffed and blocking the entrance preventing her from getting too close. If any of them knew what a claptrap was they might be offended.]

So...WHO MOVED MY VAULT HUNTERS?!?!

I will close my eyes and count to ten and if you do not return them to me I will burn EVERYTHING!!!!

[She sing-songs the last part of her threat making it especially creepy.]

One...two...three...

Comments

Re: video;

[bittybunkermaster]

They are a beautiful blue haired hottie mc hot hot who can explode your face with her brain and a screaming meaty meat man who screams loudest of all.

They also come in other flavors like hairy smelly gun guy, Awesome robot rampage girl, super cool probably alien poem guy, and smart mouthed dad guy who needs to learn some GODDAMN MANNERS.

But I'm only looking for the first two and if I don't find them everyone's gonna diiiiiiie~

Re: video;

[colorpalatable]

Dang, they sound pretty hardcore.

Have you tried, I dunno, calling them? Like, over the 'Gear?

Re: video;

[bittybunkermaster]

Becuuuuuuz! They were FROZEN! They couldn't talk or blink or stop me from drawing boobs on their head or telling them my darkest secrets!!!

So someone has stolen them! Someone who underestimates my capacity for dee-struct-ee-oh-nayz!

Re: video;

[colorpalatable]

Frozen? Wait, so, like, did something Ice Beam them into meat popsicles?

[She gasps]

Or were like, their brains hijacked by spooooooky aliens that left their bodies all slack and non-responsive?

Re: video;

[bittybunkermaster]

BZZZZT! Wrongo foo!

They were like statues but not cold just like...stiff! And it was super freaky and annoying and then boring and they couldn't do nothing fun.

I mean the Tea Party was alright but NOT up to my usual standards!

But more importantly, WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE DID YOU JACK THEM TO!?

Re: video;

[colorpalatable]

Hey, I haven't even seen either of these people before! I've got my hands full with my girls, I don't need a face-exploding hottie or a screaming meat man to take care of, too.

[Seriously, if this kid is anything to go off of, her "Vault Hunters" sound like a handful in their own right.]

So like, were they cursed? Like in fairy tales when the handsome prince has to climb to the top of the tallest tower and kiss the sleeping princess awake? Maybe their true love....s? Came and kissed them awake?

Or maybe they just woke up. That's probably what happened.

Re: video;

[bittybunkermaster]

Whaaat!? How did I not think of that sooner!?

But that totally gets in the way of my ship! I'm not sure if I should call it Kriya or Myeg.

But they've been frozen for like ever! And like I thought maybe they were dead and I was gonna have to blow up the entire world but the Nurse ladies told me it happens sometimes. But they should have known better then to wander off! That's how you end up meeting monsters too high level for you!

Re: video;

[colorpalatable]

Oh, do they like each other? Then maybe it wasn't roaming mystery soul mates and they just woke up.

[...Wait, that's beside the point.]

And I mean, they're your buddies, right? Then they have to know you're around. I bet they're just looking for you.