JW (
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victory_road2020-01-02 02:33 am
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[Video] [Action for Cherrygrove]
[After watching the network for a little while and eavesdropping on others around the Cherrygrove Pokemon Center making online announcements of their own, JW decides to give it another whirl. When in Rome, right?]
[James appears on the screen dressed in a huge puffy grey coat. His nose is red and his eyes have dark circles under them. It's nighttime and the newbie trainer is back-lit by the glow of the Pokemon Center's windows. He draws in a wet-sounding sniff before speaking.]
So I'm still here. It's been a...a month? I guess. It's funny. I'm surprised. Feels like I should have fallen into some other world by now--if my track record is anything to--hkkkhhff! To go by. Can't get too comfy, y'know?
[JW makes this sort of wobbly little frown--it's as though he wants to say more but is unsure whether or not he's said too much weird stuff already. He gives his head a little shake and puts on a smirk.]
Speaking of comfy--check this out.
[He unzips his jacket halfway with his free hand and a huge cloud of steam billows out into the freezing January night. A Sizzlipede is wound around the man's body, clinging to his shirt with its many legs. It turns its tiny buggy face toward the camera and twitches its mandibles.]
So, Santa brought me something useful. Y'hear that, duck? Useful!
[He whips the Poke'gear around to aim the camera at Psyduck who is sitting by his heels in the snow. She's clutching a tiny paper cup of coffee that the Joys in the Pokemon Center gave her. She doesn't look up at him. JW turns the camera back on himself.]
Don't get the wrong idea, this bug and me ain't friends. Soon as it warms up, I'll--WHAAHHCHOOH! Ugh! God! Anyway...I don't know why I'm doing this. Making this. It's what everyone else does. Do you care that I got mauled in the woods by a bunch of rats or have a rock in my shoe right now? Probably not. Whatever. Bye.
[Having talked himself into a bad mood, he switches the Poke'Gear off.]
[James appears on the screen dressed in a huge puffy grey coat. His nose is red and his eyes have dark circles under them. It's nighttime and the newbie trainer is back-lit by the glow of the Pokemon Center's windows. He draws in a wet-sounding sniff before speaking.]
So I'm still here. It's been a...a month? I guess. It's funny. I'm surprised. Feels like I should have fallen into some other world by now--if my track record is anything to--hkkkhhff! To go by. Can't get too comfy, y'know?
[JW makes this sort of wobbly little frown--it's as though he wants to say more but is unsure whether or not he's said too much weird stuff already. He gives his head a little shake and puts on a smirk.]
Speaking of comfy--check this out.
[He unzips his jacket halfway with his free hand and a huge cloud of steam billows out into the freezing January night. A Sizzlipede is wound around the man's body, clinging to his shirt with its many legs. It turns its tiny buggy face toward the camera and twitches its mandibles.]
So, Santa brought me something useful. Y'hear that, duck? Useful!
[He whips the Poke'gear around to aim the camera at Psyduck who is sitting by his heels in the snow. She's clutching a tiny paper cup of coffee that the Joys in the Pokemon Center gave her. She doesn't look up at him. JW turns the camera back on himself.]
Don't get the wrong idea, this bug and me ain't friends. Soon as it warms up, I'll--WHAAHHCHOOH! Ugh! God! Anyway...I don't know why I'm doing this. Making this. It's what everyone else does. Do you care that I got mauled in the woods by a bunch of rats or have a rock in my shoe right now? Probably not. Whatever. Bye.
[Having talked himself into a bad mood, he switches the Poke'Gear off.]

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Guess so. Twice is a coincidence but thrice is a pattern.
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[He counts off on his fingers.]
There was...somewhere. With a lot of meat. I can't remember much. And then there was the future which might as well be another world. And now this place.
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This one seems to take and send people randomly.
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Well, I fell in a river...but the next time I was in my own bed.
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So possibly random, possibly the cause of why you ended up back there. I wonder how many other worlds are like this one, just dragging people into them.
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Somehow I'm not surprised to hear that bit about the rats.
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I told you your duck was there to help you against the giant rats, didn't I?
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What?
[It's all he can really say.]
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I dunno, maybe I'm not the only person who told you about that.
But I did warn you that you were going to want to be friends with your duck.
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Well maybe I'd think about it if she even offered to help out when I got attacked!
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[NONCHALANT SHRUG]
[The fact that Envy has less than zero room to talk about friendship is not going to stop him.]
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Are you gonna sing me a song about it? Save your breath. I have Hot Stuff here, he's all I need.
[He gestures somewhat proudly to the red centipede huddled in his jacket. Hot Stuff wiggles its little mustache.]
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Pfff, no way, I don't sing.
But it does seem like your duck might be juuust the same level of petty.
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Hmf.
[He didn't think Psyduck had a petty feather on her little head. She was just a coward.]
Why are you so interested?
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Because I'm a perfect angel who loves being a goody two shoes at the masses, can't you tell?
[He bats his eyelashes at the camera, Angelically.]
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A likely story! Tell me one good thing a complaining yellow marshmallow can do against a hoard of gnashing teeth. I'll wait.
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Psychic? Y'mean like...aw, hell, what's it called. Movin' shit with your mind? Bendin' spoons? There's no way she's that smart.