video ✭ new bark town ✭ january 27

[secondhandsome]

[Well, hey, here's a familiar face! ...Right? Well, it looks like Jack, mostly. Outfit's a little different, his hair's a mess, and, geez, is that a crack in his mask? Someone must've had a rough night or something.]

You know, I'm not super big on this weather, but compared to getting a cryo-blast in the face it's really not so bad! Guess that messes with your standards a little. It's also just better than space, in general? Let me tell you, I am... so tired of space! There's an actual natural atmosphere here, do-- do you know how amazing that is? To just stand outside and breathe and know the oxygen hasn't been filtered for god knows how long and...

...and I had an actual thing to talk about that I'm forgetting. Shit, I'm out of practice.

[Did he used to ramble so much before? Honestly, he can't even remember.]

Someone wanna do me a solid and get me back to Ecruteak, 'cause that's where I was and I was uh... in the middle of... something.

Kinda important, you know, so. That's be great.

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[secondhandsome]

Because you've been dead for seven years and, honestly, who gives a fuck?

[oh god did he just say that

oh god he just SAID THAT]

[thedifferencebetween]

You know damned well I'm not dead, I've just been here!

[What the fuck?]

What the hell is the matter with you? You don't talk to me like that, you know you don't talk to me like that. It's not like last time. Your little protective circle of buddies aren't here anymore, and besides, ya really think they'd stick by you when I mention that you just went right back to working for me? Maybe give'em a nice list of all the shit you got up to....

So you wanna try that again, sweetcheeks?

[secondhandsome]

You keep telling yourself that.

[Okay, Jack.]

Maybe I'd try it again if there was enough money in the universe for you to pay me to care. But there's not, so I guess we're at an impasse.

[thedifferencebetween]

So it's gonna be like this, huh?

I probably don't gotta tell you you're making a really big mistake, but hey! Whatever. It's your life to ruin.

It's not like I need you anymore, you're...yeah, you're pretty disposable these days.

[secondhandsome]

What're you gonna do about it? Brand my face? Oh wait.

[yeah fuck you too jack]

I'm-- [Okay Tim come on you can do this.] I'm not scared of you, Jack.

[thedifferencebetween]

That's just part of your job, Number Two.

Oh, that sounds like a challenge!

Ya know what? We're gonna have fun, you and me. Well. Mostly me.

[secondhandsome]

Sorry, were you saying something? Yeah, I've gotten so used to tuning out your voice, that was just... all static to me.

[thedifferencebetween]

[Jack just leans back and flips both middle fingers at the 'gear before flipping his off.]